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    PRESCOTT, Ariz. -Authorities in Arizona say a jogger attacked by a rabid fox ran a mile with the animal's jaws clamped on her arm and then drove herself to a hospital. The Yavapai County sheriff's office said the woman told deputies she was on a trail near Prescott on Monday when the fox attacked and bit her foot.
    She said she grabbed the fox by the neck when it went for her leg but it bit her arm.
    The woman wanted the animal tested for rabies so she ran a mile to her car with the fox still biting her arm, then pried it off and tossed it in her trunk and drove to the Prescott hospital.
    The sheriff's office says the fox later bit an animal control officer. He and the woman are both receiving rabies vaccinations.

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    Wow. I was hoping for more info, but what you posted is the whole article.

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    "so, whatd you do this weekend man?"
    "i went to the movies, you?"

    "I GOT BIT BY A FOX!"
    "NO WAI!"
    "WAI!"
    "ORLY?"
    "YARLY!"

    "dude if i ever talk like that again, kill me"
    "so, you got bit by a fox?"
    "yes"
    "and then you ran a mile?"
    "yep"
    "did you make friends with the fox?"
    "yeeah considering he was attached to my arm...but then i tossed that ho into my trunk and left"
    "wow"
    "wow what?"
    "you said ho!"
    "no it was a fox"

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    Quote Originally Posted by amac211 View Post
    "so, whatd you do this weekend man?"
    "i went to the movies, you?"

    "I GOT BIT BY A FOX!"
    "NO WAI!"
    "WAI!"
    "ORLY?"
    "YARLY!"

    "dude if i ever talk like that again, kill me"
    "so, you got bit by a fox?"
    "yes"
    "and then you ran a mile?"
    "yep"
    "did you make friends with the fox?"
    "yeeah considering he was attached to my arm...but then i tossed that ho into my trunk and left"
    "wow"
    "wow what?"
    "you said ho!"
    "no it was a fox"
    I must say I was expecting some kickass punchline with that little dialogue.........weak.

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    Quote Originally Posted by amac211 View Post
    "so, whatd you do this weekend man?"
    "i went to the movies, you?"

    "I GOT BIT BY A FOX!"
    "NO WAI!"
    "WAI!"
    "ORLY?"
    "YARLY!"

    "dude if i ever talk like that again, kill me"
    "so, you got bit by a fox?"
    "yes"
    "and then you ran a mile?"
    "yep"
    "did you make friends with the fox?"
    "yeeah considering he was attached to my arm...but then i tossed that ho into my trunk and left"
    "wow"
    "wow what?"
    "you said ho!"
    "no it was a fox"

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    Man I got bit by a rabod fox this weekend.

    WHAT?!?!?! Dont you go crazy when you get bit by something with rabies?

    Really crazy.... Crazy like a fox.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anonymous d View Post
    Man I got bit by a rabod fox this weekend.

    WHAT?!?!?! Dont you go crazy when you get bit by something with rabies?

    Really crazy.... Crazy like a fox.
    No, Hungry, like the wolf.




    Du...ran Du...ran
    Last edited by fm2176; 11-07-2008 at 10:53 PM. Reason: just 'cause

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    Shes one foxy lady I bet...

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    Quote Originally Posted by amac211 View Post
    Shes one foxy lady I bet...
    Haha,
    Nice.

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