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    Why would you ever want to cuddle a caged animal? The cages are there for a reason...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Janglez View Post
    Why would you ever want to cuddle a caged animal? The cages are there for a reason...
    Because it's motherfucking cute alright?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Janglez View Post
    Why would you ever want to cuddle a caged animal? The cages are there for a reason...
    i think if i had the chance to hug a panda, i'd risk it.

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    Actually, when we went to the panda reserve near Chengdu, Sichuan, my mom had an opportunity to hold a baby panda in her lap. I'd say it was about 1/4-1/5 the size of an adult panda,so it was still rather enormous.

    However, it was incredibly gentle and had an inquisitive, innocent look. I'm pretty sure that's what most people think or hope pandas are like.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Janglez View Post
    Why would you ever want to cuddle a caged animal? The cages are there for a reason...
    The cages are there to protect mankind from a higher species.

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    True fact : a panda can flip a large car onto it's roof and have been known to do so. They also kill more humans per year than any other creature.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gismo View Post
    They also kill more humans per year than any other creature.
    if that really is true, then it's probably more the humans' fault for thinking that pandas are just big cuddly teddy bears than the pandas'


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    Quote Originally Posted by sycld View Post
    if that really is true, then it's probably more the humans' fault for thinking that pandas are just big cuddly teddy bears than the pandas'
    Pandas are never at fault, read the constitution.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gismo View Post
    True fact : a panda can flip a large car onto it's roof and have been known to do so. They also kill more humans per year than any other creature.
    Actually, mosquitoes do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gismo View Post
    True fact : a panda can flip a large car onto it's roof and have been known to do so. They also kill more humans per year than any other creature.
    i greet that second fact with incredulity

    you're going to have to back that up

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    Quote Originally Posted by gwahir View Post
    i greet that second fact with incredulity

    you're going to have to back that up
    he was obviously kidding, since as of 2004 there were only 1400 pandas in the wild, concentrated in a relatively small region of the world.


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