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    An Australian woman says she hated snakes even before she found 14 young carpet pythons in her bedroom. A snake catcher believes a female python living on the roof laid her eggs there and the babies slithered down through air-conditioning vents. Since carpet pythons usually lay 25 to 30 eggs, the woman could have some more unwelcome guests
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    I'd hit it.
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    Not that weird...

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    I bet she hasn't slept for days after that.

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    She's sitting on a goldmine! You know much you could sell those suckers for? $100.00 a piece is cheap!

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    I bet she leaves town for a bit.
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    He came to the states for his birthday and now he's going home in a body bag. That's what you get for sending your child to Utah.
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    i would have whipped out my dick in that situation
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    Don't worry; the red back spiders will kill the pythons that are left over.
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    I thought carpet pythons were a myth.

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