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    Default Burglar bakes puppy in the oven

    A Wisconsin woman returned home to find that someone had broken in, put her 5-month-old puppy in the oven and turned on the heat.
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    Fuck I meant to post this message in the other thread involving baking.
    Last edited by Killuminati; 12-01-2008 at 01:59 PM.

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    This makes me too sick to even click the link.

    Puppies are fucking precious. Who would do such a thing.

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    I know. I mean toss the puppy in the oven so it shuts up but you don't have to turn on the heat.

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    Never put a puppy in the oven no matter what.

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    Deep fryers make them tastier.

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    Quote Originally Posted by killuminati View Post
    Fuck I meant to post this message in the other thread involving baking.
    Aqua Teen Hunger Force is the answer.
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    Toki is that straight vadka? It's not even noon...

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    Quote Originally Posted by dog
    "That dog meant everything to me," Rouse said. "That dog went everywhere with me."
    "See you in hell." -oven puppy in hell
    Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of truth.
    Albert Einstein

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    Quote Originally Posted by ?
    That dog went everywhere with me.
    I guess not you dumb bitch oooooo

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    Quote Originally Posted by solecistic View Post
    This makes me too sick to even click the link.

    Puppies are fucking precious. Who would do such a thing.
    QFT. I can't even look @ the story. I would be reduced to unmanly like tears because I am a pussy like that

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    Quote Originally Posted by Killuminati View Post
    Deep fryers make them tastier.
    Oh hai. Fucking shut up. Some things just aren't funny. Hint: this is one of them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cryptic View Post
    Oh hai. Fucking shut up. Some things just aren't funny. Hint: this is one of them.
    oh hey fuck you faggot. How is deep frying puppies that sensitive of a subject. I mean they didn't even deep fry this one it was just a regular oven.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cryptic View Post
    Oh hai. Fucking shut up. Some things just aren't funny. Hint: this is one of them.
    Yeah fuck insensitive assholes, puppies are no laughing matter.

    RIP

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    Quote Originally Posted by Absolution View Post
    Yeah fuck insensitive assholes, puppies are no laughing matter.

    RIP
    Sweet, heat up the deep fryer!
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    Quote Originally Posted by djwolford View Post
    Sweet, heat up the deep fryer!
    mmm inject it with cheese.

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    hey sole

    i have a hot dog

    i want to bake it in your oven


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    If you don't like them, then get the fuck out.

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    you most certainly do not

    for one thing i don't have the kind of oven you like

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    While I too love puppies I have to say this story is pretty lol

    I would be sad if it were my puppy

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    Quote Originally Posted by solecistic View Post
    you most certainly do not

    for one thing i don't have the kind of oven you like
    It took me a second but I got it.

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