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    Exclamation Masterbating kills 2 people!

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    A DRUNK who killed two people in a car crash had been masturbating moments before he caused the fatal accident, a court has been told.
    http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegrap...001021,00.html

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    I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry over this.
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    He came to the states for his birthday and now he's going home in a body bag. That's what you get for sending your child to Utah.
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    i would have whipped out my dick in that situation
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    News flash, guys can't get pregnant from vaginal sex either.
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    But what is their policy on winning the hearts and minds through forcible vaginal entry?

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    Self-sex kills.
    I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.

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    You shouldn't drive drunk to begin with but masturbating while driving drunk is just taking it too far. That's just reckless.

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    I'd like to think that masturbating kills millions of tiny possible people.

    It's always fun when it takes out two real people.
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    Quote Originally Posted by djwolford View Post
    I'd like to think that masturbating kills millions of tiny possible people.
    Then so does sex itself.
    I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.

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    You know, when Tidus points out that you have failed at internetting, it's probably time to go ahead and off yourself.
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    What a jack-off..
    I bet his momma's proud.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HopeYouDie View Post
    What a jack-off..
    I bet his momma's proud.
    Just to think, one jack-off and you might not have been here.

    Too bad...
    I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.

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    You know, when Tidus points out that you have failed at internetting, it's probably time to go ahead and off yourself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pepsi View Post
    Just to think, one jack-off and you might not have been here.

    Too bad...
    as much as i hate to admit it, that was funny

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