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    PORTLAND, Ore. – The Multnomah County Sheriff's Office said an 88-year-old woman fended off a naked intruder by grabbing the man's crotch and squeezing. Deputy Paul McRedmond said the man got into the house Tuesday through a sliding door. He backed the woman into her living room and pushed her face down onto a chair.
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    So why would one rob a house naked. If he was, in fact, a rapist, why would he be after damaged goods? Someone read the article and tell me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Bifford View Post
    So why would one rob a house naked. If he was, in fact, a rapist, why would he be after damaged goods? Someone read the article and tell me.
    It didn't say he was after anything.

    He just went in naked.

    His car was parked outside her house though.

    Maybe she has Alzheimer's and forgot he was her date?

    And Biff, it's not damaged goods, just aged goods.
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    Past the use-by date if you ask me.

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    well at least the ho will go to her grave with a smile on her face
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    Troutdale police arrested a 46-year-old man. He has been jailed on accusations of burglary, harassment and private indecency. Bail was set at $110,000.
    There ya go biff

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