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    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7809160.stm

    "Information is moving. You know, nightly news is one way, of course, but it's also moving through the blogosphere and through the Internets."

    through the internets lol

    "Will the highways on the internet become more few?"

    These are my favourite lol.

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    Lol these are all hilarious and sad at the same time. Here are some of my favorites.

    "There's an old saying in Tennessee - I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee - that says, fool me once, shame on... shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again."
    Nashville, Tennessee, 17 September, 2002

    ^That's a classic.

    "You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror."
    CBS News, Washington DC, 6 September, 2006

    This one isn't as funny as it is scary.

    "You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.''
    Townsend, Tennessee, 21 February, 2001

    "I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office."
    Washington DC, 12 May, 2008

    Wow. I am at a loss for words.

    There are a lot of good ones in here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Killuminati View Post
    Lol these are all hilarious and sad at the same time. Here are some of my favorites.

    "There's an old saying in Tennessee - I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee - that says, fool me once, shame on... shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again."
    Nashville, Tennessee, 17 September, 2002

    ^That's a classic.

    "You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror."
    CBS News, Washington DC, 6 September, 2006

    This one isn't as funny as it is scary.

    "You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.''
    Townsend, Tennessee, 21 February, 2001

    "I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office."
    Washington DC, 12 May, 2008

    Wow. I am at a loss for words.

    There are a lot of good ones in here.
    My personal favorite was when he was speaking to the leader of Brazil


    "Do you have blacks too?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sion View Post
    My personal favorite was when he was speaking to the leader of Brazil


    "Do you have blacks too?"
    He really said that? Rofl.

    I like the one about how terrorists are always trying to find new ways to harm the American people, and so are we. The man will be missed by comedians. The jokes just wrote themselves.

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    Yea he really did say that one about blacks. I'm surprised it wasn't in the article.

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    I can't wait to hear from the bush loyalists in oh, thirty years. I can't wait for history to butcher him.
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    He came to the states for his birthday and now he's going home in a body bag. That's what you get for sending your child to Utah.
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    i would have whipped out my dick in that situation
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    News flash, guys can't get pregnant from vaginal sex either.
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    But what is their policy on winning the hearts and minds through forcible vaginal entry?

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    "Rarely is the question asked,

    'IS OUR CHILDREN LEARNING?'"


    "Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Killuminati View Post
    "There's an old saying in Tennessee - I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee - that says, fool me once, shame on... shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again."
    I love this one. It epitomises the guy: he rushes into something without having thought it through, realises he's made a dipshit of himself, refuses to admit it, and carries on to end it clumsily and as fatheadedly as possible instead of using a word like "oops" or a phrase like "let's start over".

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    Quote Originally Posted by gwahir View Post
    I love this one. It epitomises the guy: he rushes into something without having thought it through, realises he's made a dipshit of himself, refuses to admit it, and carries on to end it clumsily and as fatheadedly as possible instead of using a word like "oops" or a phrase like "let's start over".
    that pretty much sums it up


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