This isn't so much "WTF" as it is a public service announcement... because I care about the welfare of my fellow casual discourse-ers,

WASHINGTON – Federal health authorities on Saturday urged consumers to avoid eating cookies, cakes, ice cream and other foods that contain peanut butter until authorities can learn more about a deadly outbreak of salmonella contamination.
NEWS ARTICLE: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090117/...nella_outbreak

CDC INFO: http://www.cdc.gov/salmonella/typhimurium/