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    SAN DIEGO A San Diego judge has declared a mistrial in a kidnapping and assault case after the defendant smeared excrement on his lawyer's face and threw it at jurors. The judge boosted defendant Weusi McGowan's bail from $250,000 to $1 million after the Monday incident.
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    Yes.

    Yesterday I was playing the Mirror's Edge demo while a dude was eating me out. Mirror's Edge is fucking awesome. I'm excited.
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    he may be a faggot but in this case he is correct

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    As immature as I am, I had a good chuckle at this story. Shitty justice I'd say.
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    Yes.

    Yesterday I was playing the Mirror's Edge demo while a dude was eating me out. Mirror's Edge is fucking awesome. I'm excited.
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    he may be a faggot but in this case he is correct

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    That's a pretty awesome defense.
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    For some reason I get the feeling that he might be declared insane.
    I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.

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    That's a pretty damn good defense; I'd declare "not guilty."


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    Lol dirty protest of innocence.

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    God I haven't been able to stop thinking about this all day. I just wish interesting shit like this would happen whenever I have to attend a court hearing.
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    Yesterday I was playing the Mirror's Edge demo while a dude was eating me out. Mirror's Edge is fucking awesome. I'm excited.
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    As many times as I've been to court, I have never seen anything remotely awesome happen. Usually the highlight of my court visits are "Mr. Wolfe you owe us $xxxx.xx, don't do it again.".
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    Quote Originally Posted by djwolford View Post
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    awesome. time to stalk and then engage in mutually pleasurable raep.

    but anyways, faeces has so many wonderful uses. it puts up a convincing judicial defense, it makes a great substitute for coffee (better than the original?)... is there anything faeces can't do??
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    Quote Originally Posted by sycld View Post
    awesome. time to stalk and then engage in mutually pleasurable raep.
    You could have just asked for my address...
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    Quote Originally Posted by djwolford View Post
    You could have just asked for my address...
    but what about the thrill of the hunt and the creeping-out?


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    raep is raep. beggers cant be choosy.



    asshole.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sycld View Post
    but what about the thrill of the hunt and the creeping-out?
    Fair enough. See you when you come to raep me then sir.
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    Oh, gives to me opposites werewolves that turns to humans whens the moons comes outs!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pickles
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