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    BALTIMORE - A West Virginia man is suing a Frederick County, Md., doctor for allegedly stapling his rectum shut during an operation, preventing the patient from defecating for 17 days.
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    oh. my. god.

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    This reminded me of Jackass when Steve-o got his butt pierced together but that didn't last long and it wasn't done by doctors..

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    Holy cra...

    err I mean holy cow....


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    Two packs a day? Geez.

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    I shouldn't be laughing as hard as I am at this. I just have this mental scenario playing in my head as to what happened when they finally discovered the problem. "Dr. Osgood you moron, you stapled this man's asshole shut!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Absolution View Post
    Two packs a day? Geez.
    im pretty sure if my asshole was stapled shut and i hadnt shit in 17 days id be up to two packs too.

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    I'm in more shock than when the kid got caught fucking a toilet at my high school.

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    At least he was smart enough to let his shit back up for 17 days so that he could get sympathy for nearly having his asshole explode.
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    Oh right I forgot to mention that I grew up about 20 minutes from where this story occurred. I R Speciul


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    Quote Originally Posted by llFidoll View Post
    I'm in more shock than when the kid got caught fucking a toilet at my high school.
    How in hell do you fuck a toilet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by llFidoll View Post
    I'm in more shock than when the kid got caught fucking a toilet at my high school.
    I remember you posting about that.

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    I remember it being a lie.?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nadia View Post
    I remember it being a lie.?
    You remember incorrectly.

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    I don't get the part where the man goes 17 days without taking a dump

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    Quote Originally Posted by llFidoll View Post
    I'm in more shock than when the kid got caught fucking a toilet at my high school.
    was he fucking the tiny hole on the flush handle?

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    damn that makes my ass hurt.. as far as fucking a toilet- umm.. eew.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fried chicken View Post
    was he fucking the tiny hole on the flush handle?

    It was like this.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Absolution View Post
    Two packs a day? Geez.
    Meh. Not that uncommon. My dad does it, as do quite a few of my friends.

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    Quote Originally Posted by llFidoll View Post
    It was like this.

    that is a comically large toilet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by srsinternets View Post
    that is a comically large toilet.
    maybe it was just a small kid

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    Quote Originally Posted by asdfis1234 View Post
    maybe it was just a small kid
    precisely.

    EDIT: Well.... the kid was both small and the toilet is quite large for the picture.

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    I'm feeling ill and horrified at the same time.
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    What does smoking have to do with your ass?

    Unless......

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    Quote Originally Posted by asdfis1234 View Post
    maybe it was just a small kid
    Quote Originally Posted by llFidoll View Post
    precisely.

    EDIT: Well.... the kid was both small and the toilet is quite large for the picture.
    But could that kid get it up and shoot semen out of his p3nzor?

    If not it would hardly qualify as sex.


    ...and if this qualifies as sex, I lost my virginity when I was around 12 years old... I was an early bloomer...


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    The toilet fucking incident still sounds false.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nadia View Post
    The toilet fucking incident still sounds false.
    Stop lying Nadia, you just have penis envy and wish you had a fleshy appendage what with to penetrate things.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Nadia View Post
    The toilet fucking incident still sounds false.
    It's not false.

    100% True

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    Quote Originally Posted by llFidoll View Post
    It's not false.

    100% True


    It was you, wasn't it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ClownPrinceOfCrime View Post
    It was you, wasn't it.
    No, but it was my ex-girlfriends little brother.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sycld View Post
    Stop lying Nadia, you just have penis envy and wish you had a fleshy appendage what with to penetrate things.
    No.

    I like getting penetrated and I would never be envious of anything concerning a toilet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nadia View Post
    No.

    I like getting penetrated and I would never be envious of anything concerning a toilet.



    Hey. How you doin'?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ClownPrinceOfCrime View Post
    Hey. How you doin'?
    No.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ClownPrinceOfCrime View Post
    Hey. How you doin'?
    Good try.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nadia View Post
    No.
    Good for you Nadia. Stay strong.


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    How did he like not immediately know his ass was stapled shut and get it removed?

    So umm fucking a toilet? That would definitely be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

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