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    Default Balls and Bottoms give way to Wangs in name game

    LONDON (Reuters) – The number of people in Britain with surnames like Cockshott, Balls, Death and Shufflebottom -- likely the source of schoolroom laughter -- has declined by up to 75 percent in the last century.
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    Good to see our wangs are growing.

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    ...while Wang grew by 2225 percent

    well i guess they are a grower, but are they a shower?

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    One of my customers, her name is Mai Phatt. True story.

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    A study found the number of people with the name Cock shrank to 785 last year from 3,211 in 1881, those called Balls fell to 1,299 from 2,904 and the number of Deaths were reduced to 605 from 1,133.
    lol wordplay

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    In before Sycld Bottoms dumps his gayness in this thread because of the usage of "bottoms"

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    I had no idea that Cockshott was an actual name.
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    i had to call someone with the surname ballin yesterday

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    no mention of hickeys

    i know two richard hickeys

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    I've met some people with the last name of horney

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    I've met a few hickey's and I also knew a family named Wigger.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vengeful Scars View Post
    I also knew a family named Wigger.
    Imagine if it was a family of niggers too.

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    There is actually a Michael Hunt who lives in my apartment complex. He NEVER goes by Mike lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kal El View Post
    Imagine if it was a family of niggers too.
    When my sister first told me about the Wigger family my first question was "Oh jesus, are they black?" but alas they were just whiteys...

    But the son in the family was a little wigger.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vengeful Scars View Post

    But the son in the family was a little wigger.
    Listened to hip-hop and ate water melon and all that shit?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kal El View Post
    Listened to hip-hop and ate water melon and all that shit?
    If i was trying to refer to him by his last name then it would have been Wigger.

    I don't know about the water melon, but he wanted to be a lil gangsta, even though he went to a private catholic school, with a total of maybe 10 blacks in grades K-8
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