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    TRENTON, N.J. Police say a 19-year-old who tried to rob a liquor store sat down and cried after 76-year-old owner locked him in the store. The man was accused of trying to rob Sykes Liquor Store in Trenton Monday night. Police said the owner, who was behind the counter, triggered the lock after the man grabbed a bottle of Hennessy cognac and bolted for the door.
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    He could have just yelled April Fools'. :\
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    What a bitch.

    I'd have picked up another bottle chucked it at the window, and grabbed another bottle of cognac for my troubles.
    lik dis if u cry evertim
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    I dropped my hat the other day.

    It was very very sad.

    It's a good job I'm not that kind of guy.

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    aww poor guy ;_;


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    Rofl. The shame. I'd have took a bottle, downed it, smashed it and cut my wrists with the shards.

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    I remember editing this story for News 12 NJ.

    The guy who robbed it is named Edwin Corix. EDWIN.

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    I would have started drinking! Who cries for being locked in the liquor store? Fuckin dream come true.

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    Every liquor store owner I've seen looks like they are packing major heat. The State Liquor Store is where I get my booze and the guy who runs it looks like he could kill Chuck Norris with a broken bottle.
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    i bet he was trippin' around downtown

    come on guys - throw him a crumb, throw him a bone, yeah

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    Quote Originally Posted by gina View Post
    I remember editing this story for News 12 NJ.

    The guy who robbed it is named Edwin Corix. EDWIN.
    haha thats my uncles name, talk about old school
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    poor guy

    i'll be his crying shoulder

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    I can't say I feel sorry for this criminal, but damn, what a sad situation.
    The fiery red Torino rolled to the curb, we hit the pavement ready for action.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drunkmike View Post
    I would have started drinking! Who cries for being locked in the liquor store? Fuckin dream come true.
    LOL

    too true

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