A five-inch knife wedged into a teenager's skull

**llFidoll** · 10-01-2008, 07:21 PM

That must have really smarted

**Nick2.1** · 10-01-2008, 07:27 PM

I hope it unlocks some super human powers.

**thermal** · 10-02-2008, 05:18 PM

Originally Posted by Nick2.1

I hope it unlocks some super human powers.

If becoming a vegetable is a power, then yes.

**Nick2.1** · 10-02-2008, 05:45 PM

Originally Posted by thermal

If becoming a vegetable is a power, then yes.

I didn't know that vegetables could enroll in college.

**Think** · 10-02-2008, 07:10 PM

Originally Posted by llFidoll

That must have really smarted

I am going to find and kill you; and no one will find that news "WTF" worthy in the slightest.

**llFidoll** · 10-02-2008, 07:18 PM

Originally Posted by Think

I am going to find and kill you; and no one will find that news "WTF" worthy in the slightest.

Threats over the internet, original AND terrifying.

Am I the only one that remembers all the god-damned puns in WTF news.

**Think** · 10-02-2008, 07:20 PM

Originally Posted by llFidoll

Threats over the internet, original AND terrifying.

Am I the only one that remembers all the god-damned puns in WTF news.

I mean it, I am going to knife you through the skull.

**llFidoll** · 10-02-2008, 07:22 PM

Originally Posted by Think

I mean it, I am going to knife you through the skull.

even your killing method is original.

Fuck.

Please tell me you've gotten awards for being smart?

**hedgerow** · 10-03-2008, 12:28 AM

I knew this would be in england

we're not good at many things, but when it comes to stabbing people in the head, we're the best

Originally Posted by llFidoll

Threats over the internet, original AND terrifying.

Am I the only one that remembers all the god-damned puns in WTF news.

of course not

that's why we're so against them now

**llFidoll** · 10-03-2008, 12:34 AM

Originally Posted by hydro

of course not

that's why we're so against them now

I wasn't informed

**llFidoll** · 10-13-2008, 10:04 PM

Originally Posted by Think

I am going to find and kill you; and no one will find that news "WTF" worthy in the slightest.

I'm still waiting.

**Think** · 10-14-2008, 06:09 AM

Originally Posted by llFidoll

I'm still waiting.

hello and welcome to the internet

**Woofness** · 10-14-2008, 08:07 AM

llFidoll, shut up, you are clearly not the sharpest knife in the draw. The rest of you guys cut out the punning please, its just going to go over his head if he thinks that puns are the lowest form of comedy.
I am going to take a stab in the dark and say this wont go down well with Think.............but I don't mind.