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    COLORADO SPRINGS -- Talk about a bad day. A pregnant woman not only was chased down by a brown bear, but got hit by a car in her attempt to get away.
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    Fucking old people, need to take their licenses away.
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    so there

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    That is a bad day.

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    Maybe this woman should take it as a hint that this baby shouldn't be born.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Infected7 View Post
    Maybe this woman should take it as a hint that this baby shouldn't be born.
    Bullshit. This will be the most hardcore baby of all time.

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    Is she dumb or something?

    "It's still sad. It spared me and it still has to die," says Swendsen. But she says she'll remember the bear in her own way.

    "We're going to name the middle name of our baby, 'bear.'"
    the thing fuckin tried to eat you, and was aggressive and unafraid of humans and you wish it was still around

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    I honestly don't want to read any more of the story. The quote in the op was lol enough.

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    And thus, another Bear Grylls is born

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    Quote Originally Posted by raghead View Post
    And thus, another Bear Grylls is born
    God I hope not

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    If you're preggers, I don't think you should be within ten hundred miles of any vicious animals no matter what.
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    He came to the states for his birthday and now he's going home in a body bag. That's what you get for sending your child to Utah.
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    i would have whipped out my dick in that situation
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    News flash, guys can't get pregnant from vaginal sex either.
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    But what is their policy on winning the hearts and minds through forcible vaginal entry?

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    Quote Originally Posted by no_brains_no_worries View Post
    If you're preggers, I don't think you should be within ten hundred miles of any vicious animals no matter what.
    So your plan is to shoot pregnant women into space? Because 1000 miles is quite a distance.

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    I have never supported a plan to shoot things into space more in my life

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    Quote Originally Posted by CyanideWyrm View Post
    So your plan is to shoot pregnant women into space? Because 1000 miles is quite a distance.
    Well of course I would. Giving birth in zero gravity has gotta have some advantages.
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    He came to the states for his birthday and now he's going home in a body bag. That's what you get for sending your child to Utah.
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    i would have whipped out my dick in that situation
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    News flash, guys can't get pregnant from vaginal sex either.
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    But what is their policy on winning the hearts and minds through forcible vaginal entry?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Infected7 View Post
    Maybe this woman should take it as a hint that this baby shouldn't be born.
    The only way it could have been more obvious is if she bumped into Captain Falcon.

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    The highlight of this article was the hit-and-run old lady.
    Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of truth.
    Albert Einstein

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    Yeah, I think the hit and run lady should have been put down and not the bear

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    How does a bear know what fetuses is

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    I keep thinking this is in Video Vault when I see it from the main page.

    I'm disappointed every single time.
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    I acutally more or less agree with you on this. I'm much more of an athlete then an intellectual.

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