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    a 16 year old male residing in the Town of Mexico was arrested for Endangering the Welfare of a Child, a class A misdemeanor, and Sexual Abuse, Third Degree, and Public Lewdness, both class B misdemeanors, after being accused of hitting a female student in the face with his penis after asking her if she had ever had a “mushroom stamp.” The incident occurred while riding on a school bus in the presence of other students.
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    This made my day, I don't know why. Read some of the comments.

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    Oh God.

    Best thread in WTF news, EVER.

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    fantastic
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    Yes, I have. Thanks for asking.

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    Oh, i thought you put ketchup on it first

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    Quote Originally Posted by asdfis1234 View Post
    Oh, i thought you put ketchup on it first
    This was obviously one of those "spur of the moment" type stampings.

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    I say... this pretty much justifies WTF New's existence.

    Hey sole--

    want a mushroom stamp?


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    I was thinking about having one tattooed.

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    You should get it across your faesce, from your lower right cheek up through your nose and left eye to your left temple.

    That would be hawt.


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    k on it

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    I was thinking about mushroom from Mario.
    quotes from the internet

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    Can I lick the stamp?
    Quote Originally Posted by Stephen Fry
    Oh don't look at me like that, you fucking pig eyed sack of shit

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    Well that wasn't the kind of mushroom I had in mind. I'm betting someone told him to slap her across the face with his dick and he did. Also she just sit there and let it happen so umm, she must be ready.

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    I cockslapped a girl right before I broke up with her... Then she kept trying to convince me to stay while I was getting dressed and when I finally put my belt on she was like, "Well what the fuck am I supposed to do?" and I reached in her nightstand and threw her vibrator at her and walked out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jojo View Post
    Well that wasn't the kind of mushroom I had in mind.
    Seriously?

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    Dirty mexicans.

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