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    FINDLAY, Ohio – A student at a fundamentalist Baptist school that forbids dancing, rock music, hand-holding and kissing will be suspended if he takes his girlfriend to her public high school prom, his principal said.
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    Sounds like my old HS.

    Fuck private catholic schools.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Anonymous D View Post
    Sounds like my old HS.

    Fuck private catholic schools.
    your catholic high school didn't have a prom?

    mine did... i mean, catholicism doesn't prohibit dancing per se.

    however, things get interesting when it comes to strictly catholic universities... and sex.

    and dorms...


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    Is this even a tiny bit surprising to anyone?

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    Quote Originally Posted by gwahir View Post
    Is this even a tiny bit surprising to anyone?
    not really. i'm more surprised that you're going to hell for not accepting jesus as your personal lord and savior.

    that and you're jew.


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    I was raised baptist, bunch of ass backwards morons imo, but this goes above and beyond. That school sounds more uptight than the middle east

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    I'm just surprised any parent would sign their kid up for this school and then when the school enforce the regulations they turn around appalled.
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    What a twisted little community. They really live in their own little world don't they?

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    i'm not surprised, but i also don't support it.
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    I don't see how they can really suspend him if he's not on their school's property... he's going to a public school's prom.

    Doesn't make sense to me.
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    so you're really not gay?

    I mean, that's a pretty homosexual thing to do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by StonedOne View Post
    I don't see how they can really suspend him if he's not on their school's property... he's going to a public school's prom.

    Doesn't make sense to me.
    because he goes to a private school and private schools do whatever the fuck they want.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shinysides View Post
    because he goes to a private school and private schools do whatever the fuck they want.
    Lovely.

    If I were in his shoes, I'd go anyway. And get laid. And get drunk. You can get your highschool diploma through community colleges anyway.

    Fuck that school. What he does off of school grounds should be his (and his parents' until he's 18) business. It was stupid of them to sign a contract saying otherwise.

    On the otherhand, if it says nothing about him doing these things outside of school in the contract(which it probably did, but still) then there'd be a legal loophole for them to work with.

    Edit: how would they even know he was having sex, drinking, dancing, etc at the party anyway? They gonna send a chaperone?
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    so you're really not gay?

    I mean, that's a pretty homosexual thing to do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChedWick View Post
    I'm just surprised any parent would sign their kid up for this school and then when the school enforce the regulations they turn around appalled.
    I somehow doubt that they were told that their son wasn't going to be allowed to attend another school's functions without facing reprobration. Doesn't seem like something that would come up at the registry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by StonedOne View Post
    Lovely.

    If I were in his shoes, I'd go anyway. And get laid. And get drunk. You can get your highschool diploma through community colleges anyway
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nevrmore View Post
    I somehow doubt that they were told that their son wasn't going to be allowed to attend another school's functions without facing reprobration. Doesn't seem like something that would come up at the registry.
    The school forbids rock music, dancing, kissing and even holding hands... Regulations that as stated in the article are agreed upon by contract upon registration. What goes on at proms? Dancing, holding hands kissing and worse music than rock and roll. Sooo yea it seems like something that would come up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pandar View Post
    Don't forget getting stoned, stonedone
    That's a given :P
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    Your change of heart has left thousands of boners go unfulfilled.

    How the fuck do you sleep at night.
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    so you're really not gay?

    I mean, that's a pretty homosexual thing to do.

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    oh, update: he was actually suspended.
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    On a related note, Philadelphia Christian school tells student to stop doing gay porn.

    ;_;

    (Somehow, a friend of mine in Pitt met this guy somewhere before this story became international news...)


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    Well I mean, kids really should be segregated by gender. It really harms a teenagers development if they cannot spend time and interact on a meaningful level with a member of the opposite sex. Studies show that sexual repression breeds greatness, and that people aren't really horny, it is just the devil mindfucking them into sin. This is a good guidline for dealing with teenage shenanigans and I am glad that schools can do this, because it is totally the best thing to do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gismo View Post
    Well I mean, kids really should be segregated by gender. It really harms a teenagers development if they cannot spend time and interact on a meaningful level with a member of the opposite sex. Studies show that sexual repression breeds greatness, and that people aren't really horny, it is just the devil mindfucking them into sin. This is a good guidline for dealing with teenage shenanigans and I am glad that schools can do this, because it is totally the best thing to do.
    He is completely correct. The girl will get pregnant much faster (after marriage of course) if it is the first time a boy has ever been touched "down there". Its efficiency at its best.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kittens! View Post
    He is completely correct. The girl will get pregnant much faster (after marriage of course) if it is the first time a boy has ever been touched "down there". Its efficiency at its best.
    I likes your name ^_^

    BTW if you are a hawt female feline into kink (string play, taililingus, etc.), then my cute little boy kitty might be interested in some K4K play


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