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    Default Fish found in boy's penis

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    A 2cm long fish apparently found it's way into the penis of a 14-year-old boy from India in a bizarre medical case.
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    Yeah, ok, he was holding it in his hand and it jumpped in, yeah, right...

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    He just wanted to know what it was like to have a fish in his urethra, no big deal.

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    Are people really so stupid to believe it just fell in his dick?

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    'It was the weirdest thing, doc. I was just taking a piss, and the fish disappeared from my hand and appear in my penis. It was some serious David Blaine shit.'

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    "While he was cleaning the fish tank in his house, he was holding a fish in his hand and went to the toilet for passing urine. When he was passing urine, the fish slipped from his hand and entered his urethra and then he developed all these symptoms."
    Lol. He took the fish in with him while he was peeing, and then the fish slipped from his hand -- the 2 cm fish -- and swam up the stream of urine into his urethra. Or his penis was submerged in the water while he was peeing.

    This all sounds very plausible.


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    I'd suggest Candiru, but they only live in the amazon.
    next time think your excuses through before you attempt to seduce the fish.
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    Haha counseling.

    DOC I CAN'T HELP IT

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    Good fucking lord. Can anyone imagine the pain?!
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    He came to the states for his birthday and now he's going home in a body bag. That's what you get for sending your child to Utah.
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    i would have whipped out my dick in that situation
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    News flash, guys can't get pregnant from vaginal sex either.
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    But what is their policy on winning the hearts and minds through forcible vaginal entry?

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    I've heard of fucking pussy and call it fish, but this is just ridiculous.
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    Yes.

    Yesterday I was playing the Mirror's Edge demo while a dude was eating me out. Mirror's Edge is fucking awesome. I'm excited.
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    he may be a faggot but in this case he is correct

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    A fish in your dick?! I have yet to wrap my mind around this concept.

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    maybe it's a piranha! lol

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    HAH LOL YEAH

    no.
    YO HO YO HO

    ceci n'est pas une signature

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    and this is in WTF news because...

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheDudeFish View Post
    and this is in WTF news because...
    Because it's a news article that makes you say what the fuck when you read it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Killuminati View Post
    Because it's a news article that makes you say what the fuck when you read it.
    *sigh* it was a rhetorical question. also an awful attempt at humor.

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    Oh ok.

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    this kid puts the fish in penis

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    well i'm just saying even if he did it on purpose it'd be a little hard to do

    you must agree that whatever happened, that penis is where that fish wanted to be

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