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    Lightbulb Porn star "blows' world record


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    Way too many stupid obvious "puns" in that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rick Scarf View Post
    Way too many stupid obvious "puns" in that.
    ...and bite your tongue if you're even thinking about popping them out.


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    Sucks to be her.

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    I'm pretty sure I could break the world record. Pfft. Passing out. What a newbie.
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    tidus you're not allowed to call gina gines ok

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    Igotastiffy

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    Aww your wee cock got a wee stiffy, cute.


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    Would not want to be the 200th man in that movie.....

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    Imagine the dr in the hospital when she got there

    "I don't know what happened, she was trying to suck 200 cocks and collapsed after number 75..."

    "It appears her stomach's full, and so is her esophagus and now spilling into her lungs..."

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    her poor mother.

    phone call late at night-

    "Hello?"
    "Hello, I am sorry to bother you but your daughter has just been rushed to the emergency room"
    "OMG?!! What for? Where is she?"
    "The local hospital"
    "Ill be down straight away".

    "Bob!!! Bob!!! Our little girl has been taken to hospital!"
    "ZOMG"

    Down at the hospital-

    "Doctor, doctor, what happened to my baby?"
    "uhm...I don't know how to say this..."
    "Just spit it out!"
    "...ok...she was trying to suck 200 cocks in a row and the.."

    mother collapses dead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rick Scarf View Post
    Way too many stupid obvious "puns" in that.
    It's an article from spike, what do you expect.

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    I'd hit it.
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    Oh, gives to me opposites werewolves that turns to humans whens the moons comes outs!
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    How is this irony?
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    it's been 8 months since i posted in this thread and ayn rand is still dead

    we did it

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    I wouldn't hit that with a steel pipe, much less let it suck my dick.
    oh

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    wow 200 men really?

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    No it's all a big joke.

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    Gross tats

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    entire woman is gross

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    sounds like Snuff
    lik dis if u cry evertim
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    yes
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    Oh I was expecting a guide to making meth

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    I thought she was hot. But I wouldn't want anyone knowing that I'd fucked her, that is if I had fucked her but I haven't. Balls to running the STI gauntlet.

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