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    Red face Mom had sex with boys to keep them away from her daughter

    A 30-year-old Northern California woman has pleaded not guilty to charges that she had sex with three teenage boys.
    http://www.mercurynews.com/ci_12374655

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    Pics or it didn't happen would be my defense.

    I was hoping they'd have a picture of her so I could determine if she needed to come to my house or sit in jail
    lik dis if u cry evertim
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    Dammit mom! I just bailed you outta jail last week!

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    oral copulation of a person under the age of 16

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    Get it gurl u no u want it

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    wait... this 30 year old has children anywhere near the age of puberty? hmm...


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    The middle school girl who reported this was obviously a jealous fatty.

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    Where are these moms exactly? Surely there is someone out there who will have sex with me to keep me from having sex with their daughter. I think it's because the mothers of the people that I date don't believe that I have a chance with their daughters anyway. (They're usually right)
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    Quote Originally Posted by djwolford View Post
    I think it's because the mothers of the people that I date don't believe that I have a chance with their daughters anyway. (They're usually right)
    also they know that your man-secs will make you cause you to fuck girls less frequently than other boys.


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    That's a very real possibility. (Not just the thought of it.)
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    Quote Originally Posted by sycld View Post
    also they know that your man-secs will make you cause you to fuck girls less frequently than other boys.
    make you cause you?

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    ''Having sex to keep them away from her daughter'' is a terrible excuse imo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pretty posies :) View Post
    ''Having sex to keep them away from her daughter'' is a terrible excuse imo.
    Really?

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    Quote Originally Posted by pretty posies :) View Post
    ''Having sex to keep them away from her daughter'' is a terrible excuse imo.
    How so? Explain.


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    Eh, sounds like pretty clear logic to me. I think she did the right thing.



    In fact, when I have a son I might look out for him the same way. Protect him from the little girls u kno?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drunkmike View Post
    In fact, when I have a son I might look out for him the same way. Protect him from the little girls u kno?
    or the little boys, as the case may be.


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    Quote Originally Posted by sycld View Post
    or the little boys, as the case may be.
    Eww you nasty boi.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drunkmike View Post
    Eww you nasty boi.
    fyi: i want to break your future son's ass in.

    so, you know what you need to do.



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    Quote Originally Posted by sycld View Post
    How so? Explain.
    >sycld wait... this 30 year old has children anywhere near the age of puberty? hmm...


    So she must've been a teenage mother

    No one wants to fuck a 16 yr old with baby fat

    But MILFs make the world go round

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    She's not the worst looking woman. Maybe she looks better with make-up on.
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    wtf it looks like she gained weight in jail. How does THAT happen?

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    bitches got her preggo.
    I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.

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    MIWLF.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pepsi View Post
    She's not the worst looking woman. Maybe she looks better with make-up on.
    if you cant tell she has makeup on in that second picture i feel bad for you

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    Quote Originally Posted by faesce View Post
    if you cant tell she has makeup on in that second picture i feel bad for you
    oh fuck. then she really is that ugly.

    sorry that i'm not an expert in make-up like you.
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    well she has SOME makeup on

    it is not ideal makeup application i can tell you that much

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    shed need quite a lot of makeup to look good, then shed just look whorish

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    Quote Originally Posted by Infernus View Post
    shed need quite a lot of makeup to look good, then shed just look whorish
    if your friend's (semi) hot mom came up to you and said she wanted your dick, would you turn it down?


    i didn't think so
    Negroes

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    Quote Originally Posted by StrangeTimes View Post
    if your friend's (semi) hot mom came up to you and said she wanted your dick, would you turn it down?


    i didn't think so
    most members on this forum wouldn't turn down sex with a seal
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vengeful Scars View Post
    most members on this forum wouldn't turn down sex with a seal
    is da seal hawt?

    also


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