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    Default Don't want to marry that bitch? Cut off your dick.

    Yeah, not the best way to go about it...
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    Sheikh Eissa, Egypt: A 25 year old labourer has been hospitalized after going to his room and slicing off his penis. He also mutilated his testicles in the process.

    He was dismayed that his parents wanted him to marry another girl instead of a girl he initially wished to marry. Doctors were unable to reattach the mans tool.

    A Police official said "He was in love with a woman but his parents rejected her and told him to marry another woman he didn't want. He took a knife and cut off his penis in his room."
    http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/sto...005961,00.html

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    hahahaha, rofl. Almost as good as the guy who was cornered by the cops so he cut off his dick and threw it at them.
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    Always gotta be soooo extreme!

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    The way they do things in those "foreign countries" are obviously completely equivalent in every way to the way we do things here. It's all relative, right?


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    Wait so how does he pee?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Edvina View Post
    Wait so how does he pee?
    I mean, are you serious?

    It's not like he carved out his bladder and the tube leading from his bladder to his urethra...

    Do I really need to use an anatomical chart to explain this to you?


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    Quote Originally Posted by sycld View Post
    I mean, are you serious?

    It's not like he carved out his bladder and the tube leading from his bladder to his urethra...

    Do I really need to use an anatomical chart to explain this to you?

    Wouldn't the skin heal over the hole or something though?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sycld View Post

    Do I really need to use an anatomical chart to explain this to you?
    Yes please.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Edvina View Post
    Wouldn't the skin heal over the hole or something though?
    i'm hoping your a chick, because if you're a guy you really need to pay more attention in health class.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sion View Post
    i'm hoping your a chick, because if you're a guy you really need to pay more attention in health class.
    I am a chick.

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    At least he's lost the powers of reproduction.

    inb4 artifishul inseamanation

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