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    MARTIN COUNTY - Martin County Sheriff's detectives didn't buy it when a 48-year-old Jensen Beach man claimed that his cat was downloading child pornography on his computer.

    Keith R. Griffin, of the 3600 block of Northeast Jeannette Drive, was charged Wednesday with 10 counts of possession of child pornography after detectives found more than 1,000 child pornographic images on his computer, according to a news release.

    Griffin told detectives he would leave his computer on and his cat would jump on the keyboard.

    When he returned, there would be strange material downloaded, the release states.

    Griffin was being held in the Martin County Jail in lieu of $250,000 bail.

    http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/...,7196540.story

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    you wouldn't believe what archimedes downloads.

    needless to say, he has jungle fever.

    EDIT: dear god, i'm a faggot with a cat named "archimedes" whom i anthropomorphize. it's inevitable that i'm going to become the silly lonely middle aged faggot i always dreaded i'd become...
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    Quote Originally Posted by sycld View Post
    you wouldn't believe what archimedes downloads.

    needless to say, he has jungle fever.

    EDIT: dear god, i'm a faggot with a cat named "archimedes" whom i anthropomorphize. it's inevitable that i'm going to become the silly lonely middle aged faggot i always dreaded i'd become...
    You already are!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Obvious! View Post
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    no i'm not




    i'm not middle-aged...


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    The cat must have been looking for kitty porn

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mach 5 View Post
    The cat must have been looking for kitty porn


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