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All hail the Shark Christ.
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All hail the Shark Christ.
Originally Posted by TokiOriginally Posted by TokiOriginally Posted by Pickles
Seems like the Shark Christ likes to come back more often then the Human one. At least Jesus didn't get eaten though.
Well if you're Catholic he does in a strange symbolic way in the form of shitty tasting cookies.
Originally Posted by TokiOriginally Posted by TokiOriginally Posted by Pickles
I think the Virgin Mary was a shark.
Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of truth.
Albert Einstein
I've eaten Shark before. Does that make me jesus?
Well here's my theory. Erik Estrada stuck him penis in a shark, then the sharks husband came in and shot him. The child that the shark had was in fact the Virgin Mary. Then that shark had a baby Jesus without sexual intercourse.
Or maybe that was an episode of Sealab 2021 mixed in with the whole virgin birth story.
Originally Posted by TokiOriginally Posted by TokiOriginally Posted by Pickles
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