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    It looks a bit like a small, portly alien from the movie "E.T." or Gollum's long-lost cousin, but officials haven't the slightest idea what a creature found just east of Panama City really is.The creature was first found by four teenagers playing near a creek in the community of Cerro Azul.According to a local TV station, Telemetro, the teenagers spotted the creature crawling out from a cave. They said it started moving toward them. Fearing for their safety, they pelted the beast with sticks and rocks.After the barrage killed the creature, the teenagers tossed its lifeless body into the water. But they later returned to take pictures of their strange find.Zoologists in Panama said they're not sure what the creature is, but said it resembles a dead fetus.

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    What the hell is it?

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    this isn't real anyone scared for thier life would run, not throw sticks and stones, i mean cmon

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    personally i think this is more convincing proof of aliens amongst us.


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    Quote Originally Posted by ShitFace View Post
    this isn't real anyone scared for thier life would run, not throw sticks and stones, i mean cmon
    Actually it is real. Its been on the local news as well. I'm speechless myself..

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    oh local news, it must be true
    come on man

    there were reports of ufos and black triangles in the sky in the local news where i live
    was it true? doubt it.

    i believe there are aliens, but lol i don't believe shit in the newspaper.
    or local news, whatever.

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    Lol. Just because you're scared of little green men doesn't mean they don't fly around your sky @ night. And just because something is unlikely doesn't mean its not true.

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    yah that's right man. just because there is 0 credible evidence for something doesn't mean it isn't true.

    or as donny rumsfield put it, "the absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence!!!"


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    Don't you think a creature who could master interplanetary travel have a better defense against sticks and rocks?
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    Could just be an unknown species. Zoologists couldn't even define it.

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    Chupa-motherfucking-cabra bitches
    lik dis if u cry evertim
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    yes
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beef View Post
    wtf am i supposed to open that with?
    lik dis if u cry evertim
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    yes
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    Oh I was expecting a guide to making meth

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    Your mouse.. Just click it and the stream will open.

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    I was listening to a crytozoologist on coast to coast a few months ago and he said that one of the problems with the chupacabra sighting was that a lot of the reports differ. Nothing was constant about the sightings.

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