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    Default Monkey pushes woman off a cliff

    If you show fear a monkey will bully you
    http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574...-23109,00.html


    edit: ok its only seven meters but still

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    Aah man that's gotts suck ass!

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    I'm always scared around wild monkey. Most people have no idea how mischievous and down right dangerous they can be due to their high intelligence...

    The monkey allegedly flew into a rage when the woman refused to hand over the bag of monkey food which her tour guide recommended she buy.

    A spokesman for the park said the woman’s mistake was showing fear.

    “If you show fear a monkey will bully you,” he told London’s Metro.
    No, the mistake was having tourists feed the monkeys. That doesn't make the monkeys like the tourist so much as it makes them look at the tourists as food sources...


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    what a cheeky monkey

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    Quote Originally Posted by sycld View Post
    I'm always scared around wild monkey. Most people have no idea how mischievous and down right dangerous they can be due to their high intelligence...
    THIS IS THE EXACT REASON I DON'T LIKE GOING TO COMPTON

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    Every time I read this title, it makes me laugh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by faesce View Post
    THIS IS THE EXACT REASON I DON'T LIKE GOING TO COMPTON
    lol
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