Criminal gran gets knitting punishment

**sycld** · 10-17-2008, 03:34 PM

text speak is good for the economy.

it helps strip away all extraneous ideas, do away with shades of meaning, and narrow all possible expressible thoughts to only those that are truly essential and the ones we should only have anyways.

by the grace of god it will completely replace standard english, with all its arbitrary conventions and useless flexibility, and completely focus our minds on what's truly important: buying devices that help us txt2bff & surf 4 pron & lolcats.

**Kal El** · 10-17-2008, 03:39 PM

Originally Posted by sycld

text speak is good for the economy.

it helps strip away all extraneous ideas, do away with shades of meaning, and narrow all possible expressible thoughts to only those that are truly essential and the ones we should only have anyways.

by the grace of god it will completely replace standard english, with all its arbitrary conventions and useless flexibility, and completely focus our minds on what's truly important: buying devices that help us txt2bff & surf 4 pron & lolcats.

Too me this entire sentence is just