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  1. 10-13-2008, 02:33 PM #1
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    Default Police say 'hot kielbasa' was meant for snorting

    NEW YORK - A Brooklyn butcher shop worker called his specialty "hot kielbasa" — for snorting, not eating. Police Commissioner Ray Kelly said the kielbasa was really cocaine — not the Polish sausage sold in a popular meat market.

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  2. 10-13-2008, 02:35 PM #2
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    Funny, when I say "Come into my basement, I got some hot kielbasa for you," I also mean something besides "Please to be coming into the underground story of my living complex, I having spicy Polish origin pork product for you to have."


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  3. 10-16-2008, 10:52 AM #3
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    okay we know youre fucking gay we got this thank you.
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  4. 10-16-2008, 12:42 PM #4
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    I kinda feel like blowing some hot kielbasa later.

    Wow I never thought I'd say that.
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  5. 10-16-2008, 01:26 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Absolution View Post
    okay we know youre fucking gay we got this thank you.
    Hey, that line also works for women, as it only implies that I have a penis and makes no assumptions about the genital features of the other person


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    Quote Originally Posted by sycld View Post
    Hey, that line also works for women, as it only implies that I have a penis and makes no assumptions about the genital features of the other person
    hey buddy absolution said you're not allowed to have a sexuality anymore ok
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    oh okay...

    can i just put a rubber band on my testes or do I have to snip them off?

    either way i think it will have the same effect


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    No,

    Bifford just will bite them off.
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