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    Default Drunk 4 Year old boy wanders streets, beer in hand and steals presents

    April Wright is 21 years old and is going through a divorce with her husband who is in jail. She says she is not sure how her 4-year-old managed to get out of the house, open a beer, and steal the neighbors presents from under their tree.
    http://www.newschannel9.com/news/yea...christmas.html

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    That has gotta be the coolest kid ever.
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    He came to the states for his birthday and now he's going home in a body bag. That's what you get for sending your child to Utah.
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    i would have whipped out my dick in that situation
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    News flash, guys can't get pregnant from vaginal sex either.
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    But what is their policy on winning the hearts and minds through forcible vaginal entry?

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    I don't see the problem...

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    Only way it could have been better is if he had a leather jacket on top of the dress.

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