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    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-10715115

    A person who put up enlarged photographs of male private parts around a town in Sussex is being sought by police.

    Several large images of a man's penis with a yellow bow tied around it have been taken down from car parks and places close to schools in Lewes.
    "However, from what we've seen, if this is a self-portrait, the artist won't be in a hurry to be identified."

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    The posters have also been sent off for fingerprint analysis.
    lol, I think it's hilarious that the police are actually investigating this. Cops in the US don't give a shit about petty stuff like this.

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    If it were in London or Manchester or another big city (we have several) then the police wouldn't care. I don't imagine the police in a small borough of Sussex have too much to do.

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    I live in a small city and I cannot imagine the police investigating this. The police in my city and the surrounding small towns barely investigate burglaries. They're all too busy trying to catch people speeding.

    Oh wait, maybe the cops here are just lazy and ineffective.

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    maybe their just worn out from you having sex with them all the time
    oh

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    why is it that only men do this kind of thing

    no woman would ever think "hmm, maybe sussex wants to see my genitalia"

    at least without acting on it and fucking everyone in sussex

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    Quote Originally Posted by KT. View Post
    I live in a small city and I cannot imagine the police investigating this. The police in my city and the surrounding small towns barely investigate burglaries. They're all too busy trying to catch people speeding.

    Oh wait, maybe the cops here are just lazy and ineffective.
    I doubt Sussex has a huge speeding problem. I also doubt it has a problem with drugs or much else the police could bother with. But, as it was near a school and as we are a nation practically run by the daily mail and rupert murdoch's various media outlets who would all cry out "WHY IS THERE A PAEDOPHILE PUTTING UP PENIS PICTURES NEAR OUR PRECIOUS SCHOOLS? WE NEED TO RETURN TO THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN CHILDREN WERE ONLY RAPED BY FAMILY MEMBERS BEHIND CLOSED DOORS AND BLACK PEOPLE WEREN'T PEOPLE AT ALL!!!". So the police probably had to do something just as a gesture.

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    wait the british think blacks are people no wonder we kicked your ass in viet nam
    oh

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