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    Quote Originally Posted by KT. View Post
    Uh no way. There is no way you guys listen to ICP.
    KT we listen to ICP non-stop. It's in our hearts and our minds. It is the best thing ever. It courses through us. It's where all the poetry and wonder in my life comes from. It is a serious love for a serious art form. Its an elephant or giraffe-esqu fucking miracle.

    Nah I'm just kidding. Listening to ICP is like reading The Guardian. Hilarious.
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    Well thats what I like to tell people, but its got to the point now that I realised I've been laughing at myself. The lyrics really began to get through to me and its changed my fucking life, which is why I am sat here typing looking like a guy thats just auditioned for "Britains Next Top KISS Member" in which original facepaint must be explained.

    I went for "The Fucking Miracle Elephant"
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    Don't besmirch the Guardian like that.
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    The guy reads the fucking Sun. He has no idea what it means to read a real newspaper.
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    I'm not adopting for the same reason i don't buy the floor model at Ikea.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LargeDuck View Post
    The guy reads the Sun in the interest of studying the working class and boobies. He has no idea what it means to read a real newspaper, but does have an in depth knowledge of Sammi, 23 from Essex's views on Euclid's Optics.
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    Bullshit. You read it because it has more pictures than words and the words are often humorously arranged.
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    I'm not adopting for the same reason i don't buy the floor model at Ikea.
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    BUT THE PICTURES HAVE BOOBIES IN THEM AND THE HEADLINES ARE ALWAYS PUNS
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    There's on average one pair of boobies per copy of the sun. On the other hand, there is the internet where it would take approximately 12 years to count the amount of boobies there was in 2003, let alone today.
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    The headlines are always puns, bad puns. I suppose that is a plus point.
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    I'm not adopting for the same reason i don't buy the floor model at Ikea.
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    Sun? More like The Pun

    Simonj, I have a copy with 2 pairs of tits. The usual page 3 but also a pair on page 2.

    Nick Clegg and David Cameron. HA!

    I should be a comedy writer, maybe for an awesome political satire show, like Gavin and Stacy...
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    They'd love you down at Russell Howard's Good News
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    They had to let me go because some of my material was raising the standard of the show
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    Pineapple is an anagram of Ape Nipple
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    I'm not adopting for the same reason i don't buy the floor model at Ikea.
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    Headline of The Sun today:

    A - TEN - SHUN: Brrritain on alert for 10in of snow and -10 C


    under the title of SNOWVEMBER
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    As long as it wasn't about the fucking royal wedding.
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    Who's getting married?
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    I'm not adopting for the same reason i don't buy the floor model at Ikea.
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    man you brits must be pussies if you bitch about 10 in. and -10c
    oh

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    we dont bitch we're just surprised because that stupid bastard al gore promised us we would never see ice again but now we look like finland
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    Quote Originally Posted by LargeDuck View Post
    Pineapple is an anagram of Ape Nipple
    well well would you just look at that
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    of course it's acknowledged by the Catholic Church, since it's true
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    Is finding love in boy and girl

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    Quote Originally Posted by sailor jack View Post
    we dont bitch we're just surprised because that stupid bastard al gore promised us we would never see ice again but now we look like finland
    gobul warmig is freal just you wait youll see youll all see 1111
    oh

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    More snow on the way tonight. Fucking useless Council will fail and Britain will be closed tomorrow.
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    my globe is still not warming. i want my enthusiasm back.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hippocrass View Post
    man you brits must be pussies if you bitch about 10 in. and -10c
    not everyone has Alberta standards of ridiculous cold and snow depth
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    yeah obviously we'd all suck our alternate universe dicks there was never any question about that
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    I don't know if Obama did anything to make that happen, but I do know that he didn't do anything to stop me from blaming him.

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    coquavin all of the updates in my user cp were from you posting

    Where did you go?

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    kidnapped
    Quote Originally Posted by Nermy2k View Post
    yeah obviously we'd all suck our alternate universe dicks there was never any question about that
    Quote Originally Posted by Atmosfear
    I don't know if Obama did anything to make that happen, but I do know that he didn't do anything to stop me from blaming him.

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