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    "Well," Violent J says, "science is… we don't really… that's like…" He pauses. Then he waves his hands as if to say, "OK, an analogy": "If you're trying to fuck a girl, but her mom's home, fuck her mom! You understand? You want to fuck the girl, but her mom's home? Fuck the mom. See?"

    I look blankly at him. "You mean…"

    "Now, you don't really feel that way," Violent J says. "You don't really hate her mom. But for this moment when you're trying to fuck this girl, fuck her! And that's what we mean when we say fuck scientists. Sometimes they kill all the cool mysteries away. When I was a kid, they couldn't tell you how pyramids were made…"

    "Like Stonehenge and Easter Island," says Shaggy. "Nobody knows how that shit got there."

    "But since then, scientists go, 'I've got an explanation for that.' It's like, fuck you! I like to believe it was something out of this world."
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    atmosfear did you suck gina's dick
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    fuck yes.

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    clearly a voice for the ages
    oh

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    Good to know they have shitty lives.

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    what... the... fuck

    Is this a real article?

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    no kt the guardian is clearly a news satire site
    oh

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    I suddenly wonder, halfway through our interview, if I am looking at two men in clown make-up who are suffering from depression. I cautiously ask them this and Violent J immediately replies. "I'm medicated," he says. "I have a lot of medicine that I take. For depression. Panic attacks are really a serious part of my life." He points at Shaggy. "He's gone through some things as well."
    oh

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    also Alanis Morrisette should totally cover Miracles
    oh

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hippocrass View Post
    no kt the guardian is clearly a news satire site
    I'm just saying... how can two people be that retarded?

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    sorry kt i'll clarify, ICP stands for insane clown posse
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    atmosfear did you suck gina's dick
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    fuck yes.

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    my bad
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    atmosfear did you suck gina's dick
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    fuck yes.

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    A giraffe is a fucking miracle. It has a dinosaur-like neck. It's yellow. Yeah, technically an elephant is not a miracle. Technically. They've been here for hundreds of years…"

    "Thousands," murmurs Shaggy.

    "Have you ever stood next to an elephant, my friend?" asks Violent J. "A fucking elephant is a miracle. If people can't see a fucking miracle in a fucking elephant, then life must suck for them, because an elephant is a fucking miracle. So is a giraffe."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hippocrass View Post
    no kt the guardian is clearly a news satire site
    it has been for a number of years, actually.

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    sorry kt i'll clarify, ICP stands for insane clown posse
    it stands for "inductively coupled plasma," goddamn it.


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    The Guardian is probably the most reliable extremely liberally biased newspaper in the world.

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    Quote Originally Posted by simonj View Post
    The Guardian is probably the most reliable extremely liberally biased newspaper in the world.
    that's why I follow them on twitter and I am not ever british hehe
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    scarf wasn't man enough to do it so queendork pushed herself down the stairs.

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    I follow enough people who follow the guardian for me to not need to actually follow the guardian. Also I buy it like 3 times a week anyway and have the RSS bookmarked.

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    This

    Quote Originally Posted by Hippocrass View Post
    no kt the guardian is clearly a news satire site
    and this

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    The Guardian is probably the most reliable extremely liberally biased newspaper in the world.
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    This makes nooo sense

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    Is not down with the clowns..
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    then again I'd hit a horse
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    Seriously guys let me have it

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    When I first read it, I thought he was saying that if you're trying to bang a girl and her mom is home, you should bang her mom instead.

    Good thing I used context clues to figure out what this moron is saying otherwise I would be bewildered that he wants to sleep with scientists for destroying life's mysteries.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Atmoscheer View Post
    When I first read it, I thought he was saying that if you're trying to bang a girl and her mom is home, you should bang her mom instead.

    Good thing I used context clues to figure out what this moron is saying otherwise I would be bewildered that he wants to sleep with scientists for destroying life's mysteries.
    Hell in context I read "Fuck her mom" as "Have sexual relations with her mother" but then I realized that in the native tongue of the dipshit-asshole-retard, a rare sight indeed, "Fuck" followed by any noun or pronoun in a 2-4 word phrase usually means "forget"
    lik dis if u cry evertim
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    yes
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    Oh I was expecting a guide to making meth

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    I'm glad you guys explained that one, I genuinely thought he wanted to make love to all scientists.

    Could you translate the rest of it into English as well?
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    that's too long of an article to translate... if I had a mic I could do it through audio, but I'm not typing all that shit out.
    lik dis if u cry evertim
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    yes
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    Oh I was expecting a guide to making meth

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    "Violent J explained himself unapologetically to a New Jersey newspaper: "You have to speak their language. You have to interest them, gain their trust, talk to them and show you're one of them. You're a person from the street and you speak of your experiences. Then at the end you can tell them: God has helped me."

    Violent J explained himself unapologetically to a New Jersey newspaper: "I have to take his(Shaggy's) dick out of my mouth. You have to stimulate their senses, through sex and violence, it's like mating with a chicken, you have to get inside them. You're a person from the suburbs, and you talk about chicken fucking, then when you jizz you tell them: God came inside me as a boy"


    You see why it's so hard?
    lik dis if u cry evertim
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    yes
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    Oh I was expecting a guide to making meth

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    Quote Originally Posted by Atmoscheer View Post
    When I first read it, I thought he was saying that if you're trying to bang a girl and her mom is home, you should bang her mom instead.

    Good thing I used context clues to figure out what this moron is saying otherwise I would be bewildered that he wants to sleep with scientists for destroying life's mysteries.
    OOOOOOOOOoooooh I thought he wanted to fuck the girl's mom and I was like, that's kind of rude.

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    Fuck ICP

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    Quote Originally Posted by Atomic View Post
    Fuck ICP

    Irony ITT

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    urm guys it reads like that to start with but "you don't really hate" makes it pretty clear

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    i just found out about juggers.. or whatever they are

    some people are troubled

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    This is something awful
    Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of truth.
    Albert Einstein

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    juggers wearing uggs

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    One of my old roommates was a ICP fanatic. He tried to explain to me how deep their lyrics went and how no one appreciated their genius. Thank god their fanbase of Jr. High kids and meth addicts are there to spread the word.
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    He came to the states for his birthday and now he's going home in a body bag. That's what you get for sending your child to Utah.
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    i would have whipped out my dick in that situation
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    News flash, guys can't get pregnant from vaginal sex either.
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    But what is their policy on winning the hearts and minds through forcible vaginal entry?

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    Yeah, I once accidentally became friends with a group of people who loved ICP and they made fun of me for not liking ICP.

    Our friendship didn't work out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KT. View Post
    Yeah, I once accidentally became friends with a group of people who loved ICP and they made fun of me for not liking ICP.

    Our friendship didn't work out.
    your loss
    me woofness and sailor jack will be waiting should you change your mind
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    once again largeduck is forever alone

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    dont be silly largeduck does not mosh out to ICP

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    Quote Originally Posted by Think View Post
    your loss
    me woofness and sailor jack will be waiting should you change your mind
    Uh no way. There is no way you guys listen to ICP.

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    i think the fact they do is a miracle
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    yeah obviously we'd all suck our alternate universe dicks there was never any question about that
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    I don't know if Obama did anything to make that happen, but I do know that he didn't do anything to stop me from blaming him.

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    do you notice and recognize them, Kt? apparently not
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    yeah obviously we'd all suck our alternate universe dicks there was never any question about that
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    I don't know if Obama did anything to make that happen, but I do know that he didn't do anything to stop me from blaming him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by coqauvin View Post
    do you notice and recognize them, Kt? apparently not
    I don't get it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mutton View Post
    once again largeduck is forever alone
    Say what?

    I mosh to Dvorak
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