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    Twenty per cent of Britons believe the likes of Sherlock Holmes and Blackadder are based on historical personalities, a survey has found.

    Others believe there was a real Captain Mainwaring leading the nation's home defence during the war and that Dad's Army was based on him. Others think Clark Kent and Indiana Jones were genuine people too, according to Ask Jeeves.

    The confusion between fact and fiction goes both ways, it has emerged, with other respondents to the survey believing Che Guevara, Florence Nightingale and outlaw Jesse James were fictional, not real.
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    Counter-point: 2/3 americans believe evolution is a myth
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    That statistic isn't true.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nermy2k View Post
    Counter-point: 2/3 americans believe evolution is a myth
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    That statistic isn't true.
    60% or so of Americans completely reject evolution. 50% or so of Britons completely reject evolution.


    Americans:
    http://www.gallup.com/poll/145286/Fo...eationism.aspx


    Britons:
    http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/20...ey-creationism
    http://richarddawkins.net/articles/5...d-on-evolution


    Well to be fair other polls seem to suggest slightly larger or smaller percentages. Any for both Americans and Britons they all mostly seem to say that 50 to 60% of the countries' populations reject evolution, i.e. approximately 1 in 2 to 1 in 1.7.


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    The English are stupid and the Americans are stupid.
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    Tonight I was on a bill with a female comic from Canada who seemed to believe she was funny.

    So the Canadians are stupid too.
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    also in britain's defense blackadder is pretty much the best british sitcom
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    Quote Originally Posted by sycld View Post
    60% or so of Americans completely reject evolution. 50% or so of Britons completely reject evolution


    Americans:
    http://www.gallup.com/poll/145286/Fo...eationism.aspx


    Britons:
    http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/20...ey-creationism
    http://richarddawkins.net/articles/5...d-on-evolution


    Well to be fair other polls seem to suggest slightly larger or smaller percentages. Any for both Americans and Britons they all mostly seem to say that 50 to 60% of the countries' populations reject evolution, i.e. approximately 1 in 2 to 1 in 1.7.
    Those statistics are true. However, the American poll says that only 40% of Americans completely reject evolution, which is more in line with what I would expect.
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    I think we should just agree that people in general are stupid, regardless of nationality.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KT. View Post
    I think we should just agree that people in general are stupid, regardless of nationality.
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    Agreed.
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    i can't tell if we're in the throes of a troll toll (to get into the boy's soul) or if there's just one more big floppy douchebag pussywhipped idiot walkin around out there

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    the other 4/5 go around licking windows
    well i mean

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    Quote Originally Posted by simonj View Post
    Tonight I was on a bill with a female comic from Canada who seemed to believe she was funny.

    So the Canadians are stupid too.
    that has nothing to do with a canadian incorrectly believing she is funny and everything to do with a woman incorrectly believing women can be funny
    oh

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    also: more like five in five britons are dumb nigs
    oh

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    ten in five britons are dumb nigs

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    Satori, saying someone is a "window licker" is an alternative way to say someone is mentally retarded
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    There are 3 types of lies. Big lies, little lies, and statistics.
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    There are way more types of lies than that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by no_brains_no_worries View Post
    There are 3 types of lies. Big lies, littledamned lies, and statistics.
    oh hey i fixed your quote for you
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    I don't know what I'd do without you.
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    also florence nightingale IS a pretty fictiony-sounding name

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    Quote Originally Posted by sycld View Post
    60% or so of Americans completely reject evolution. 50% or so of Britons completely reject evolution.


    Americans:
    http://www.gallup.com/poll/145286/Fo...eationism.aspx


    Britons:
    http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/20...ey-creationism
    http://richarddawkins.net/articles/5...d-on-evolution


    Well to be fair other polls seem to suggest slightly larger or smaller percentages. Any for both Americans and Britons they all mostly seem to say that 50 to 60% of the countries' populations reject evolution, i.e. approximately 1 in 2 to 1 in 1.7.
    where are these people

    i mean i don't want to say that anecdotes count for a lot, but i have literally never met anybody with a poncy accent and bad teeth who thinks evolution is some kind of myth

    that's reserved for the stupid sounding ones who worship zombies
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    well benzss i bet you live in a liberal hellhole where you and all your neighbours are going to hell, just like in JEW York City in the states.

    In REAL America (south of the mason-dixon line) people know the truth that the world was invented 8000 years ago by a bi-polar deity who couldn't make up his mind about creating and destroying and then said fuck it and left us to fend for ourselves because it's all in His plan.
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    Well the truth is that the world evolved 8000 years ago

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    evolution is all in His plan
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    to test our faith
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    Quote Originally Posted by faesce View Post
    Satori, saying someone is a "window licker" is an alternative way to say someone is mentally retarded
    I actually didn't get this at first. But then again unless I google, I don't usually hear of this term. The only thing I mainly remember is animals licking windows because of the condensation. But anyways usually I am close to a source of clean water. So this never applied to me. Unless maybe you are kid and you are a curious. I remember trying play-dough. It was so salty. Or putting lego in my mouth. When I was a kid I didn't worry so much about germs. But back then if I was hungry I usually had to wait for my parents to feed me. I don't eat play dough or chew on legos anymore. I also sometimes chewed on my toy cars or play food. Maybe I was hungry or something. Anyways I don't do that anymore. I don't remember that much why I did that. Maybe I was bored. I also used to eat paper. But now I don't like the taste of eating paper.
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    Satori, you're a Freudian goldmine.
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