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    Quote Originally Posted by Pepsi View Post
    Not really, no.
    Why else would you buy her jewelry if you aren't getting in her pants or at least trying to?
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    Quote Originally Posted by sponge View Post
    Why else would you buy her jewelry if you aren't getting in her pants or at least trying to?
    You know, I'm willing to bet that you won't ever have a happy marriage and you'll be that guy that's still hitting the bars at the age of forty-five.
    I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.

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    I'm working all day and night to distract me from my lonlieness

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    Sycld has a better chance of being happily married to a woman.


    Happily.

    To a woman.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pepsi View Post
    You know, I'm willing to bet that you won't ever have a happy marriage and you'll be that guy that's still hitting the bars at the age of forty-five.
    Or that guy who will live a perfectly normal life and talk trash on the internet but I mean really who knows.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pepsi View Post
    You know, I'm willing to bet that you won't ever have a happy marriage and you'll be that guy that's still hitting the bars at the age of forty-five.
    That guy sounds awesome wonder if hes looking for a wingman

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    Quote Originally Posted by Infernus View Post
    That guy sounds awesome wonder if hes looking for a wingman
    Infernus, you're going to settle down happily in about four years.
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    ITT I have learnt:

    1: Tidus takes real life even more seriously than he takes the internets.
    2. Tidus is willing to pay lots of monies to hide his homosexuality
    3. Tidus should shut the fuck up.

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    The sealions beach for mating about an hour north of here. It's extremely romantic and a pretty entertaining watch.

    I wont be there.

    Fuck my life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by simonj View Post
    ITT I have learnt:

    1: Tidus takes real life even more seriously than he takes the internets.
    2. Tidus is willing to pay lots of monies to hide his homosexuality
    3. Tidus should shut the fuck up.
    I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pepsi View Post
    I also vote we remove that bastard smiley due to your overuse of it.

    It must be nice that you can act smug somewhere, even if it's only on the internet.

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    I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.

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    It's getting old.

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    itt tidus is an hero


    PANDAS
    If you don't like them, then get the fuck out.

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    itt tidus is a chump and I agree with what simonj said. I'm pissed though because I'm gonna have to buy dinner for us and it's probably gonna run me like 70 bucks or so. I am going to be very broke until I get paid thursday. I'm not getting her a gift and have barely bought her anything in our entire relationship. In fact the most money I have spent on her total was definitely food. I'll buy her food sometimes she buys me food sometimes but other than that we don't get each other anything. That's the way to go, buying someone a gift doesn't show anything besides how much money you have.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Killuminati View Post
    itt tidus is a chump and I agree with what simonj said. I'm pissed though because I'm gonna have to buy dinner for us and it's probably gonna run me like 70 bucks or so. I am going to be very broke until I get paid thursday. I'm not getting her a gift and have barely bought her anything in our entire relationship. In fact the most money I have spent on her total was definitely food. I'll buy her food sometimes she buys me food sometimes but other than that we don't get each other anything. That's the way to go, buying someone a gift doesn't show anything besides how much money you have.
    Or it shows how much you care.

    We're living on my pop's unemployment checks at the moment...I pulled some money out of my savings...which wasn't all that much to begin with.

    If you truly care about someone, you'll go to any length to show it. The fact that you're pissed about buying her dinner just shows how low-class you are.
    I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pepsi View Post
    Infernus, you're going to settle down happily in about four years.
    Hah doubt it. If you are right i will give you $5 and a hug

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    I never give hugs so take that for granted.

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    I'll be happy with $5.
    I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pepsi View Post
    Or it shows how much you care.

    We're living on my pop's unemployment checks at the moment...I pulled some money out of my savings...which wasn't all that much to begin with.

    If you truly care about someone, you'll go to any length to show it. The fact that you're pissed about buying her dinner just shows how low-class you are.
    Lol how much you spend on someone shows how much you care? I'm broke as fuck and it's not so much pissed about buying dinner just annoyed with how much it costs to go to a nice restaurant. I'm making her a card and she is doing the same for me, I guarantee each of us get more out of the cards then this girl does out of your jewelry and whatever else you are getting her. If you really think buying someone expensive(or even just things in general) shows how muhc you care about them then you have a long way to go homie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Killuminati View Post
    Lol how much you spend on someone shows how much you care? I'm broke as fuck and it's not so much pissed about buying dinner just annoyed with how much it costs to go to a nice restaurant. I'm making her a card and she is doing the same for me, I guarantee each of us get more out of the cards then this girl does out of your jewelry and whatever else you are getting her. If you really think buying someone expensive(or even just things in general) shows how muhc you care about them then you have a long way to go homie.
    Wow, why so serious?

    Crikey, can't mess with a guy anymore without him going off the deep end.
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    Also, you could just make her dinner and save money.
    I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Killuminati View Post
    Lol how much you spend on someone shows how much you care? I'm broke as fuck and it's not so much pissed about buying dinner just annoyed with how much it costs to go to a nice restaurant. I'm making her a card and she is doing the same for me, I guarantee each of us get more out of the cards then this girl does out of your jewelry and whatever else you are getting her. If you really think buying someone expensive(or even just things in general) shows how muhc you care about them then you have a long way to go homie.
    Yeah, we all know it's really about how often you give her head.

    Or, in Tidus' case, dry hump her and then talk about JC.

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    I don't dry hump. I spray her down with water first.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pepsi View Post
    Wow, why so serious?

    Crikey, can't mess with a guy anymore without him going off the deep end.
    Man I started off my post with "Lol", I thought that would be a clear indication of my emotion while posting.

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    And how do you think your "girlfriend" is going to feel when she sees all this? While in theory she would like all this stuff she's going to feel awful because she couldn't get you anything as nice back. You're going to make her feel like a cheapskate... girls get that feeling too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pepsi View Post
    I don't dry hump. I spray her down with water first.
    Dude, sex with dolphins is not cool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Killuminati View Post
    Man I started off my post with "Lol", I thought that would be a clear indication of my emotion while posting.
    Oh, didn't see it. Sorry love.
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    Quote Originally Posted by effingawwesome View Post
    And how do you think your "girlfriend" is going to feel when she sees all this? While in theory she would like all this stuff she's going to feel awful because she couldn't get you anything as nice back. You're going to make her feel like a cheapskate... girls get that feeling too.
    Well, considering that she's been getting me stuff for birthdays and Christmases for nearly a decade, I'd call it fair.
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    Quote Originally Posted by simonj View Post
    Dude, sex with dolphins is not cool.
    Sorry, not a Ronnie Brown fan.
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    Also dating for 6 months and no sex she probably thinks you're a faggot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by effingawwesome View Post
    Also dating for 6 months and no sex she probably thinks you're a faggot.
    To be fair, any girl that wants to fuck you is either blind, mentally unstable or in a vegetative state (see also: dead).

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    I don't see the point in spending $$$ on flowers. $20 I am a little uneasy, $100 fuck no.

    Thank god gf thinks so too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheOriginalGrumpySpy View Post
    To be fair, any girl that wants to fuck you is either blind, mentally unstable or in a vegetative state (see also: dead).
    Oh okay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by effingawwesome View Post
    Also dating for 6 months and no sex she probably thinks you're a faggot.
    If you had any inkling of who I was(and to do that, you'd only need to pay the smallest bit of attention), you'd probably realize that I'd only date girls with beliefs similar to my own.

    In conclusion, effingawwesome is a colossal idiot.
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    In conclusion: nobody cares enough about Tidus' Jesus faggotry to put 2 and 2 together and make 1 unhappy God-bothering couple.

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    Quote Originally Posted by simonj View Post
    In conclusion: nobody cares enough about Tidus' Jesus faggotry to put 2 and 2 together and make 1 unhappy God-bothering couple.
    So, why exactly do you keep replying, hmm?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pepsi View Post
    If you had any inkling of who I was(and to do that, you'd only need to pay the smallest bit of attention), you'd probably realize that I'd only date girls with beliefs similar to my own.

    In conclusion, effingawwesome is a colossal idiot.
    No I really don't care about who you are or what you stand for but I know that if you haven't had sex with someone you've been dating for six months you're either in the 1940s or just a pussy. Take a guess to which one is more likely...

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    Quote Originally Posted by effingawwesome View Post
    No I really don't care about who you are or what you stand for but I know that if you haven't had sex with someone you've been dating for six months you're either in the 1940s or just a pussy. Take a guess to which one is more likely...
    Sex is contrary to his belief system. Some people have those you know.

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    My biggest thing about Christians not partaking in sex is that if they really believe something divine created us and gave us the amazing ability to orgasm then why not indulge in it? I think there's only like 1 or 2 other mammals that can have sex for pleasure. Orgasms are obviously a gift given to us (if you believe in creationism) so why not enjoy the present regularly?

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