Originally Posted by simonj
I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.
I also vote we remove that bastard smiley due to your overuse of it.
It must be nice that you can act smug somewhere, even if it's only on the internet.
The sealions beach for mating about an hour north of here. It's extremely romantic and a pretty entertaining watch.
I wont be there.
Fuck my life.
I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.
It's getting old.
itt tidus is an hero
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itt tidus is a chump and I agree with what simonj said. I'm pissed though because I'm gonna have to buy dinner for us and it's probably gonna run me like 70 bucks or so. I am going to be very broke until I get paid thursday. I'm not getting her a gift and have barely bought her anything in our entire relationship. In fact the most money I have spent on her total was definitely food. I'll buy her food sometimes she buys me food sometimes but other than that we don't get each other anything. That's the way to go, buying someone a gift doesn't show anything besides how much money you have.
Or it shows how much you care.
We're living on my pop's unemployment checks at the moment...I pulled some money out of my savings...which wasn't all that much to begin with.
If you truly care about someone, you'll go to any length to show it. The fact that you're pissed about buying her dinner just shows how low-class you are.
I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.
Lol how much you spend on someone shows how much you care? I'm broke as fuck and it's not so much pissed about buying dinner just annoyed with how much it costs to go to a nice restaurant. I'm making her a card and she is doing the same for me, I guarantee each of us get more out of the cards then this girl does out of your jewelry and whatever else you are getting her. If you really think buying someone expensive(or even just things in general) shows how muhc you care about them then you have a long way to go homie.
Wow, why so serious?
Crikey, can't mess with a guy anymore without him going off the deep end.
I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.
Man I started off my post with "Lol", I thought that would be a clear indication of my emotion while posting.
Also, you could just make her dinner and save money.
I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.
I never give hugs so take that for granted.
I'll be happy with $5.
I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.
Yeah, we all know it's really about how often you give her head.
Or, in Tidus' case, dry hump her and then talk about JC.
I don't dry hump. I spray her down with water first.
I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.
Dude, sex with dolphins is not cool.
Sorry, not a Ronnie Brown fan.
I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.
And how do you think your "girlfriend" is going to feel when she sees all this? While in theory she would like all this stuff she's going to feel awful because she couldn't get you anything as nice back. You're going to make her feel like a cheapskate... girls get that feeling too.
Well, considering that she's been getting me stuff for birthdays and Christmases for nearly a decade, I'd call it fair.
I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.
Also dating for 6 months and no sex she probably thinks you're a faggot.
To be fair, any girl that wants to fuck you is either blind, mentally unstable or in a vegetative state (see also: dead).
Oh okay.
If you had any inkling of who I was(and to do that, you'd only need to pay the smallest bit of attention), you'd probably realize that I'd only date girls with beliefs similar to my own.
In conclusion, effingawwesome is a colossal idiot.
I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.
In conclusion: nobody cares enough about Tidus' Jesus faggotry to put 2 and 2 together and make 1 unhappy God-bothering couple.
So, why exactly do you keep replying, hmm?
I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.
No I really don't care about who you are or what you stand for but I know that if you haven't had sex with someone you've been dating for six months you're either in the 1940s or just a pussy. Take a guess to which one is more likely...
Sex is contrary to his belief system. Some people have those you know.
I don't see the point in spending $$$ on flowers. $20 I am a little uneasy, $100 fuck no.
Thank god gf thinks so too.
My biggest thing about Christians not partaking in sex is that if they really believe something divine created us and gave us the amazing ability to orgasm then why not indulge in it? I think there's only like 1 or 2 other mammals that can have sex for pleasure. Orgasms are obviously a gift given to us (if you believe in creationism) so why not enjoy the present regularly?
Because the bible tells you not to, of course, lol. The bible does say have lots of sex and enjoy it, but the caveat is marriage. I don't buy into that, but some people do. I have a respect for those people, because to be able to resist the temptation of a chick hopping up and down on your penis requires a strength that I sure as fuck don't have.
Oh, Mr. E, thank you for your veiled compliment.
If it's not, I'm going to assume it's a compliment anyway.
I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.
The bible says lots of things lol
I'm certain once Tidus has his prostate stimulated he'll rethink his entire view of sex and marriage, and life in general.
Buy a dead goat fetus, cram it up your girlfriend's vagina, and say "Unf unf I want to do stuff to you that would place a fetus in your belly if we aren't careful."
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Okay, well I actually changed the restaurant. We're going to a place called Town Perk that I've been to before. They've got rather decent food and it's not quite as expensive as other places.
Also, this way we only have to drive 30 minutes instead of an hour.
I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.
But you're still going to stuff that dead fetus up her vagina, right?
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Nah. I don't think she'd much like it. I mean, it'd be funny...but I don't want to lose her on Valentine's Day...whether it be by her breaking up with me, calling the cops because of goat fetus rape, or death by goat fetus rape.
I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.
Think with your dipstick Jimmy.
Well, if I think that you could have sex if you wanted to then yes, it would be a compliment.
You feeling lucky?
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