So for one of my classes, we had to write haikus (business class of all classes) before each class. Here's a handful of the best from the last semester

His head exploded
Children screaming and crying
Blood was everywhere

I once ate a man
Took forever to cook right
Ketchup saved the meal

In and out again
Repeat as necessary
Lets come together

The birds take to flight
A great storm has come to eat
Thousands are to die

"Are you positive?
You know, you're really drunk man"
Her fat ass crushed him

He was a good dog
He liked to chase car tires
Finally caught one