By the new old Flames a'forum, looking northward to CD,
There's a Solescitic sittin', and I know she don't think o'me;
For the n00bz are in the forums, and the Dai-a-Tengu says:
"Come you back, you LWSer, come you back to Casual Disc!"
Come you back to Casual Disc, where the contest are of piss,
Can't you hear the stupid bragging from AI to Casual Disc?
On the road to Casual Disc...
Where the banned fags are not missed,
For the hammer falls like thunder when'er Atmosfag is pissed