Sometimes when you're drinking...

**ViciousMentality** · 07-30-2011, 08:28 PM

...unintended tattoos happen.

**simonj** · 07-30-2011, 08:59 PM

That has never happened to me. And I do a lot of drinking.

**WellAdjusted** · 07-30-2011, 09:59 PM

Me neither.

I don't get that stupid while drunk and my friends would never let me do that if I did.

**ViciousMentality** · 07-30-2011, 10:15 PM

Originally Posted by WellAdjusted

Me neither.

I don't get that stupid while drunk and my friends would never let me do that if I did.

It really wasn't that big of a deal. None of my friends talked m out of it because I had said I wanted this when I was sober before. It just wasnt expected because we were all drinking and suddenly my friend showed up with his tattoo stuff and igot way too drunkenly excited.

**sponge** · 07-30-2011, 10:35 PM

Originally Posted by WellAdjusted

Me neither.

I don't get that stupid while drunk and my friends would never let me do that if I did.

My friends would likely encourage it.

**WellAdjusted** · 07-30-2011, 11:11 PM

I would definitely encourage my male friends to do it. Not my female friends though.

**faesce** · 07-31-2011, 12:11 AM

is that a birth mark

**faesce** · 07-31-2011, 12:15 AM

man im glad that's a birthmark and not a tattoo

**sponge** · 07-31-2011, 12:29 AM

Originally Posted by WellAdjusted

I would definitely encourage my male friends to do it. Not my female friends though.

god damnit not cool

**Nermy2k** · 07-31-2011, 08:32 AM

i would encourage my male friends to do it

just kidding i don't have any male friends

**simonj** · 07-31-2011, 08:52 AM

I only have one male friend.

**KT.** · 08-01-2011, 12:06 AM

you can't count yourself as a friend

**sponge** · 08-01-2011, 12:42 AM

I am simonj's male friend

**simonj** · 08-01-2011, 03:15 AM

oh shit i have 3 male friends because fuck you kt yes i can

**Dubert** · 08-01-2011, 07:04 AM

sometimes when youre drunk you shoot unarmed civillians

right?

**WellAdjusted** · 08-01-2011, 08:43 AM

well this is awkward

**Anonymous D** · 08-01-2011, 07:45 PM

I got drunk and went bowling Saturday night. I think I got a 67.

I also got some bowling shoes.

**simonj** · 08-01-2011, 08:24 PM

yeah but did you shoot any unarmed civilians?

**simonj** · 08-01-2011, 08:25 PM

I think we all know the answer to that

**simonj** · 08-01-2011, 08:25 PM

(the answer is yes)

**sycld** · 08-01-2011, 09:00 PM

Originally Posted by simonj

(the answer is yes)

we can only hope.

we need to do our part to foster the next generation of terrorists so we still have someone to fight in the future.

Originally Posted by WellAdjusted

I don't get that stupid while drunk

*anymore stupid than norm... I mean um...

**Anonymous D** · 08-01-2011, 09:17 PM

Originally Posted by simonj

yeah but did you shoot any unarmed civilians?

No, but once I ran over a black guy with my truck and killed him. The police never did solve that.

It was YEARS ago though. So they dont even care anymore.

**sponge** · 08-01-2011, 11:30 PM

Originally Posted by Anonymous D

No, but once I ran over a black guy with my truck and killed him. The police never did solve that.

It was YEARS ago though. So they dont even care anymore.

I remember it being a pretty good story

**Dubert** · 08-02-2011, 05:52 AM

Originally Posted by Anonymous D

No, but once I ran over a black guy with my truck and killed him. The police never did solve that.

It was YEARS ago though. So they dont even care anymore.

ITS TAKEN ME YEARS BUT I FINALLY GOT YOU!

**Atmosfear** · 08-06-2011, 03:41 AM

I am glad that I'm not friends with the echelon of person who owns "tattoo stuff" to bring over.

Also who get tattoos in non-concealable locations

**Atomic** · 08-06-2011, 08:17 AM

Drunk people do. That's why reputable tattoo parlors will not tattoo you if you've been drinking or are drunk. It's not the thin blood thing.

Anyway if you've never done something stupid while drunk then you've never been drunk.

**gwahir** · 08-06-2011, 09:12 AM

Originally Posted by Atmoscheer

Also who get tattoos in non-concealable locations

what counts as concealable

because i have a shoulder one and an inner elbow one

**Atomic** · 08-06-2011, 01:24 PM

The shoulder one because wife beaters are out (hint, they were never in) and short sleeve T's are in. Unless you wear a long sleeve and jacket everywhere then it doesn't matter because you're a douche anyway.

**Anonymous D** · 08-06-2011, 03:07 PM

Originally Posted by Atomic

Anyway if you've never done something stupid while drunk then you've never been drunk.

Does letting your ex put her finger in your butt count?

**Atomic** · 08-06-2011, 04:00 PM

I guess that depends if you like it or not.

**Anonymous D** · 08-06-2011, 04:42 PM

Originally Posted by Atomic

I guess that depends if you like it or not.

I can't see how anyone would enjoy that. I mean it was years ago and I still remember how much I hated it.

**gwahir** · 08-06-2011, 06:52 PM

Originally Posted by Atomic

The shoulder one because wife beaters are out (hint, they were never in) and short sleeve T's are in. Unless you wear a long sleeve and jacket everywhere then it doesn't matter because you're a douche anyway.

in other words, both are concealable

it's worth mentioning i don't actually care about atmosfear's opinion on my tattoos though so i don't even know why i brought it up, you know

**gwahir** · 08-06-2011, 06:52 PM

posterity i guess

**gwahir** · 08-06-2011, 06:53 PM

now you all know

**Atomic** · 08-06-2011, 07:10 PM

There is nothing wrong with having tattoos. But even tattooed guys think some are ridiculous.

**Atmosfear** · 08-07-2011, 02:47 AM

Inner elbow wouldn't qualify. Shoulder would, I suppose, but that's a chotchy place for one anyways.

Basically if you were ever in attire required for any business setting and your tattoo is visible... Congratulations you've made a career-limiting move.

If it's not concealed in shorts and a golf shirt, then it's not concealed. If I were a girl, I'd want it concealed in a bathing suit, too. Or, yknow, I wouldn't get one because it's fucking trash.

**simonj** · 08-07-2011, 08:17 AM

Yeah Gwahir really strikes me as the kind of guy who makes decisions based on whether it will affect his prospects at becoming a CEO

**ViciousMentality** · 08-07-2011, 10:43 AM

This is a concealable tattoo. I have long hair that I can wear down. Also most of my friends have very visible tattoos. I have three friends with knuckle tattoos, many friends with neck tattoos and one friend with a face tattoo. I really don't care that much if you can hide them or not.