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    Cool DRUNK WATCH 2010

    I'm about to be down for the count after bar crawling in Norfolk, but my friend/roommate is definitely trashed after puking up 7/11 taciqutoes he had 6 hours ago. It was tough enough carrying a guy much more heavier than me, definitely tougher jumping in a cab and convincing the cabbie that my friend only projectile vomited all over his shirt and not the cab and slipping him an extra 20, and the most harrowing experience carrying him through the street and up the driveway into the house while fighting me and when inside he puked up the remaining taciquotes all over his brand new white furniture. Now I'm sitting here naked on the couch because my nice new velvet suit and all the undergarments I wore are drenched in his puke as I watch the dog licking the vomit soaked furniture.

    Happy New Years! How did yours go?
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    i spent most of the day helping to get ready for the annual family new years eve party thing. and then i slept through most of it with a fever.

    and your asshole of a friend disgusts me. happy new years!!! ^_^


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    That sucks. I came down with a serious illness that put me out of commission Christmas Day and neither the hospital nor my command's medical team could figure out what it was. I missed out on a friend's Christmas dinner party and starved because I neglected to buy food on Christmas Eve.
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    2009 was a pretty shit year

    i ate bacon and scotch for dinner and ive been watching the twilight zone all day

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    i went to bed at 11pm after the vols lost their bowl game

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    I drank a bourbon on the rocks for the first time which turned into four more bourbons on the rocks which resulted with me waking up at 10am and really hating life.

    However nye in nyc was pretty fuckin ballin.
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    gina did you suck atmosfear's dick

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    no but we did have to share a twin bed
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    I watched like 6 hours total of The Twilight Zone yesterday until I went to bed at 9pm and today I've been watching even more of The Twilight Zone. (Taking a break from the Twilight Zone to watch Maury right now. Oh hey Gina I think Maury is hiring)

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    fuck yes. too bad they moved from new york to fucking connecticut.
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    i didn't drink much, celebrated with some middling-yet-delicious champagne in a quiet, intimate setting with a few close friends, then went to bed earlyish at about 2 and woke up at 8 to pick my dad up from the airport

    i would normally be more angry about having my new year's tamed by having responsibilities the next morning, but there's worse things than not, say, drinking too much and vomiting all over my friend and new furniture, for example. also, the last 4 days or so have been pretty amazing for meeting up with old friends and stopping drinking when we realize the sun is rising, so i can't complain too much

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    im going to stop drinking in a minute

    maybe
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    Quote Originally Posted by gina View Post
    I drank a bourbon on the rocks for the first time which turned into four more bourbons on the rocks which resulted with me waking up at 10am and really hating life.

    However nye in nyc was pretty fuckin ballin.
    Where did you guys go?

    We were in SoHo, mostly although we did make a stop in at the Coffee Shop

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    we were on the lower east side
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    gina the girl that i went home with texted me about how this year was already better than last year and i told her that this was the worst start to a new year i've ever endured and she kept texting me rhetorically "i dont know if i should take that as an insult?" which isnt even a fucking question

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    hahahahahahaha

    wait is this a recent text like within the past day because if so then lol
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    yeah it was last night as i was getting on the plane. she asked me if i wanted to meet up in midtown the night of the 1st but she wasn't worth the train fare

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    laff what kind of text was she expecting back "oh baby u really rung my new year bell ohohoho" god girls are fucking dumb

    i feel like i might have scared tim a little bit with my misogyny
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    she should've gotten the clue when i didnt facebook friend her despite the fact that she put her first middle and last name into my phone

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    all i can say to that is facepalm
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    I said "despite" but I guess it was really "because"

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    Quote Originally Posted by gina View Post
    we were on the lower east side
    We were pretty close to each other then.

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    by pretty close do you mean on opposite sides of the island?

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    Ludlow Street (where we started) is actually in the Lower East Side.

    Learn2NewYork.

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    yeah relatively close but when you're that far downtown past houston who knows what the fuck side of the island you're on

    this is why i stay midtown
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    Uh...

    1. Ludlow is like Chinatown.

    2. I need to learn2newyork and you started all the way over there just to end up south of houston? Please.

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    I never realized how butthurt New Yorkers get over New York. It's like someone made a 9/11 all over again by mixing up geographical locations.

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    To be fair I can't stand anybody who mixes up geographical locations I am like a human map

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    And I'm as snarky about it in real life as that british bitch on the GPS

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    Quote Originally Posted by Atmoscheer View Post
    Uh...

    1. Ludlow is like Chinatown.

    2. I need to learn2newyork and you started all the way over there just to end up south of houston? Please.
    SoHo is a broader generalization of area compared to Lower East Side compared to Brooklyn Heights.

    There was no hint of Chinatown near Ludlow, it was just filled with hipster faggots.

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    You mean except for the skinned dogs hanging in the shops by delancey?

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    i must have really missed something
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    I'm just saying, man, there was no Chinatown where I was.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheOriginalGrumpySpy View Post
    I'm just saying, man, there was no Chinatown where I was.
    Forget it, TOGS. It's Chinatown.


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    Quote Originally Posted by sycld View Post
    Forget it, TOGS. It's Chinatown.
    Hey sycld, great classic movie reference! High five!


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    roman polanski feat. rosemary's baby
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