My hair doesn't always turn out how I want.
My hair doesn't always turn out how I want.
Last edited by Satori_Everything; 02-02-2012 at 12:33 AM.
Pick it out.
Satori, I am a time traveler from the future, the purpose I was sent back was to tell you today that your hair looks wonderful as it is and probably smells good too.
(o)(o) ?
And the mystery continues.
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Here is what you do. Get some hair spray and saturate your hair with it. Make sure every part gets totally wet with the hair spray. Then take a lighter and burn just the tips. Just the tips now. With it being wet it will give sort of a sexy smooth look.
learn to take photos like a human being not blurred closeups that we can't tell anything from.
and yeah a full nude body shot would also give us some valuable insight as to why you didn't get the job.
i know about these things, i'm employed.
Andy says:
prince of persia is more skill than hack and slash
ShitFace says:
i dont think skill is a genre of game lol
Andy says:
of course it is you have seen the crystal maze havnt you?
he says what next a skill physical mental?
Blind people don't see black, they see the same thing you see out of your elbow - VengfulScars
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also satori i refuse to believe that you are not also ohhsnap
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IT HAS ITS OWN MESSAGE BOARD?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of truth.
Albert Einstein
Just shut the fuck up you stupid fucking cunt.
Yeah I was just joking about you setting yourself on fire. Kind of. But still you are a dumbass cunt.
Satori... it has everything to do with them hiring you. They said the may not like your hair, but really what they were saying is they didn't think you were sexy enough to work there. So, let us see and we'll give some pointers
What's the policy on flaming around here? Because if I recall correctly, Satori used to be a flaming idiot. It would seem that not much has changed.
It's a little more loose than it was on LWS. You can do it out of flames as long as it isn't excessive. But I'm not a mod so you may want to wait until one of them comes in.
Satori is one of our best posters.
Andy says:
prince of persia is more skill than hack and slash
ShitFace says:
i dont think skill is a genre of game lol
Andy says:
of course it is you have seen the crystal maze havnt you?
he says what next a skill physical mental?
Blind people don't see black, they see the same thing you see out of your elbow - VengfulScars
No, you messed it up. It's pathetic and judging by this thread she's run out of stuff to be dumb about and is going through them all again.
It didn't seem angry to me, just honest.
I must be the only person who honestly likes satori then.
If she's real, she's entertaining enough to keep me wondering about a multitude of things.
If she's not real, possibly the best gimmick account ever, apart from maybe gradual_nigger on reddit.
Andy says:
prince of persia is more skill than hack and slash
ShitFace says:
i dont think skill is a genre of game lol
Andy says:
of course it is you have seen the crystal maze havnt you?
he says what next a skill physical mental?
Blind people don't see black, they see the same thing you see out of your elbow - VengfulScars
That's the longest con with no endgame I've ever seen if it's a troll, so Satori has to be real. Which scares me.
She reminds me of another poster on a board I post on, but at least she's nice and seems like a good person. I just can't help be insulted by high levels of stupidity, it's one of my shortcomings.
Satori is real and I have pics to prove it
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