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    Default Some guy ask me to play magic

    We played.
    Last edited by Satori_Everything; 02-01-2012 at 11:30 PM.

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    yes
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    atmosfear did you suck gina's dick
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    fuck yes.

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    Yes but only if you are gonna suck his dick

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    It's just plain weird if you don't know him or you're not part of a community where you come together at a set place (like the TCG store) regularly.

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    Jeez why is all about sex with you satori?
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    he just wants you to suck his dick
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    Why are you not dead yet?

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    Satori should star in a sitcom called "Stranger Danger" where she meets a new random person off the internet each week and asks other random strangers for their opinion on if she should meet them or not

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    i'd watch it
    Andy says:
    prince of persia is more skill than hack and slash
    ShitFace says:
    i dont think skill is a genre of game lol
    Andy says:
    of course it is you have seen the crystal maze havnt you?
    he says what next a skill physical mental?


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    you already are watching it
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    yeah obviously we'd all suck our alternate universe dicks there was never any question about that
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    but i want the visual version
    Andy says:
    prince of persia is more skill than hack and slash
    ShitFace says:
    i dont think skill is a genre of game lol
    Andy says:
    of course it is you have seen the crystal maze havnt you?
    he says what next a skill physical mental?


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    I don't think it would be a sitcom but porn.

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    you won't be leaving either

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    Satori every girl I have played magic with has sucked my dick so he will be expecting that

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    Atmosfear: batting undefined

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    satori you should play a shivan dragon
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    atmosfear did you suck gina's dick
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    fuck yes.

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    and by play i mean suck

    and by shivan dragon i mean dick

    and by a i mean his
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    atmosfear did you suck gina's dick
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    fuck yes.

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    Satori after you play a shivan dragon you should be a serra angel and play with his ball lightning.

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    No person who has played magic gas had their Dick sucked.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Atomic View Post
    No person who has played magic gas had their Dick sucked.
    This is false.

    Also, the answer is:
    If someone ever asks you to play Magic, always say yes.
    Quote Originally Posted by gina View Post
    i can't tell if we're in the throes of a troll toll (to get into the boy's soul) or if there's just one more big floppy douchebag pussywhipped idiot walkin around out there

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    I am awaiting news on satori's MTG excursion with baited breath.

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    INDUBITABLY, YES

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    He wants to meat you?

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    That's it for this week's episode of Stranger Danger, tune in next week when Satori goes out with friends for New Year's eve and decides to catch a ride home

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    I'm disappointed that he didn't try to seduce you
    I'm supposed to change my sig.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rick Scarf View Post
    That's it for this week's episode of Stranger Danger, tune in next week when Satori goes out with friends for New Year's eve and decides to catch a ride home
    This show jumped the shark

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    Definitely yes. Then lose on purpose and see where it goes from there.
    I'm supposed to change my sig.

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    for 50 dollars i will whisper what cards to play in your ear
    I got my allowance but I spent it all on ice cream

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    I never got good at magic because when I played with my friends we were more interested in epic multi-hour games than we were in actually winning.
    I'm supposed to change my sig.

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    satori if you send me boobie pics and a few bucks I will send you a large box (small moving box size, not like a deck box, i have a shitload of them) of older magic cards

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    Deal!

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    anybody but daitengu
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    Yes of course they have to be your boobs

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    guys can anyone here imagine what playing strip magic with satori would be like?
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    yeah obviously we'd all suck our alternate universe dicks there was never any question about that
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    Quote Originally Posted by coqauvin View Post
    guys can anyone here imagine what playing strip magic with satori would be like?
    tapping a lot of special lands if you know what i mean

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    Quote Originally Posted by coqauvin View Post
    guys can anyone here imagine what playing strip magic with satori would be like?
    Yes, based on a picture of her eye and half a lip I can vividly imagine any scenario with Satori.
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    I'm not adopting for the same reason i don't buy the floor model at Ikea.
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    Because unclean people will have touched the floor model and assembling your own furniture is its own reward

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    If you had to remove an article of clothing every time you lost a life I would mana burn the shit out f myself so satori would have to suck my dick

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    no no no i mean she's gonna talk irl how she talks here

    it's going to be so aspie and awkward
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    yeah obviously we'd all suck our alternate universe dicks there was never any question about that
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    not to mention the removal of clothing and clear sexual tension
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    yeah obviously we'd all suck our alternate universe dicks there was never any question about that
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    I don't know if Obama did anything to make that happen, but I do know that he didn't do anything to stop me from blaming him.

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    NOT TO MENTION MANA BURN WAS REMOVED FROM THE GAME
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