what do you do with your life?

**WellAdjusted** · 01-06-2012, 09:00 AM

I work in a restaurant while going to University for Health Studies and Psychology.

I read comics, play video games, and occasionally get drunk as fuck.

**Trottski** · 01-06-2012, 08:37 PM

ahh this is all tres interessant! I cannot wait until I am old so I can just pursue being nosy as my main hobby

**Vengeful Scars** · 01-07-2012, 02:17 AM

WA wanna come over for a drink?

**Infernus** · 01-07-2012, 02:47 AM

Originally Posted by fm2176

I've spent the past three years recruiting people to support my killing habit. A few made the jump to become professional killers themselves, and two just got back from taking care of business (one from Iraq and one from Afghanistan). Very shortly I'll go back to my job, complete with perks such as week-long hiking trips through the wilderness, yummy cold MREs once or twice a day, chlorinated "potable" water, and an occasional rinse off from a canteen.

Oh, and in the meantime, I've left a very positive impression on my local community, completed over three-quarters of my classes for a degree, and started considering post-military career options.

what are you a doctor or something

**Atmosfear** · 01-07-2012, 06:44 AM

Military recruiter

**coqauvin** · 01-07-2012, 07:32 AM

i'm currently saving up money so i can go to clown college in my homeland, israel

**fm2176** · 01-07-2012, 08:40 AM

Originally Posted by Infernus

what are you a doctor or something

Almost, I was Combat Lifesaver qualified eight years ago...

**Atmosfear** · 01-07-2012, 09:35 AM

Also when I said military recruiter I actually meant snake oil salesman.

**Atmosfear** · 01-07-2012, 09:37 AM

Also fm on a slightly less serious note, saying that is like saying "I'm an orderly in a hospital so I'm practically a doctor."

**Vengeful Scars** · 01-07-2012, 12:20 PM

I'm a patient in a hospital, so I'm practically a doctor.

**Atomic** · 01-07-2012, 12:29 PM

When they check your prostate if you have one hand on your back and a finger in your butt you're okay. But if you have two hands on your back and a finger in your butt... LOOK OUT DUDE!