I desperately need examples of relatively short texts full of puns or wordplay.
Very urgent, much appreciated etc etc etc
I desperately need examples of relatively short texts full of puns or wordplay.
Very urgent, much appreciated etc etc etc
YO HO YO HO
ceci n'est pas une signature
puns or wordplay
hows that?
..
Andy says:
prince of persia is more skill than hack and slash
ShitFace says:
i dont think skill is a genre of game lol
Andy says:
of course it is you have seen the crystal maze havnt you?
he says what next a skill physical mental?
Blind people don't see black, they see the same thing you see out of your elbow - VengfulScars
Well that's either a cunning stunt or a stunning cunt.
at the end of a long day, bunny rabbits like to unwind with a hoppy beer
just a little husky etc.
also that smbc one that said she had a capable runt, but that was a spoonerism
no pun in ten did
all these punchlines with no setups
more punchlines: oh the huge manatee; better nate than lever; said the mexican just before he was shot full of holes, "this isn't a bacon tree, it's a ham-bush"; if not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled; people in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones (one of my favourite jokes)
oh oh
and now, Veterinarian's Hospital, the continuing stooooory of a quack who's gone to the dogs
wow that was gay
edit: @gwahir
I got my allowance but I spent it all on ice cream
sexy russians near you on damnlol.com
oh
wow you guys have been a great help thanks to everyone for their great suggestions
YO HO YO HO
ceci n'est pas une signature
Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of truth.
Albert Einstein
lol whoever it was; aren't we all.
Andy says:
prince of persia is more skill than hack and slash
ShitFace says:
i dont think skill is a genre of game lol
Andy says:
of course it is you have seen the crystal maze havnt you?
he says what next a skill physical mental?
Blind people don't see black, they see the same thing you see out of your elbow - VengfulScars
Q. What did Superboy say to his homies?
A. "I'll be at my crib tonight."
see it's wordplay because "crib tonight" sounds like "kryptonite"
What do you get when you cross and elephant with a rhinoceros?
Elephino!
What do you get when you cross and elephant with a rhinoceros?
Elephino!
that's just dumb, even by my standards
oops nevermind i just got it
Hell if I know why you didn't get it. It's a turd grade joke.
Get it? I graded the joke shit. It's a play on words and a pun wrapped into won.
Get that one? I implied that I won the pun.
a guy asked me the other day if i could tell him what people from corsica are called.
i said "cors i can"
Andy says:
prince of persia is more skill than hack and slash
ShitFace says:
i dont think skill is a genre of game lol
Andy says:
of course it is you have seen the crystal maze havnt you?
he says what next a skill physical mental?
Blind people don't see black, they see the same thing you see out of your elbow - VengfulScars
no you didn't
NO YOU DIDN'T
YO HO YO HO
ceci n'est pas une signature
hey guys I have a great punchline with no joke
"Nguyen/Nguyen situation"
Also I have a cousin named Dat Phan (not the comedian).
nobody can argue otherwise
I got my allowance but I spent it all on ice cream
ang on ang on are you dissing the muppet show
two wongs don't make a right
i feel dirty for that
quotes from the internet
Bookmarks