I desperately need examples of relatively short texts full of puns or wordplay.
Very urgent, much appreciated etc etc etc
Urgent: Need Pun/Wordplay examples
I desperately need examples of relatively short texts full of puns or wordplay.
Very urgent, much appreciated etc etc etc
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puns or wordplay
hows that?
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Andy says:
prince of persia is more skill than hack and slash
ShitFace says:
i dont think skill is a genre of game lol
Andy says:
of course it is you have seen the crystal maze havnt you?
he says what next a skill physical mental?
Blind people don't see black, they see the same thing you see out of your elbow - VengfulScars
Originally Posted by Nermy2k
lol. Kodiak, like da bear
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Well that's either a cunning stunt or a stunning cunt.
at the end of a long day, bunny rabbits like to unwind with a hoppy beer
this reminds me of a lolcatz i saw on facebook recently:
just a little husky etc.
also that smbc one that said she had a capable runt, but that was a spoonerism
no pun in ten did
all these punchlines with no setups
more punchlines: oh the huge manatee; better nate than lever; said the mexican just before he was shot full of holes, "this isn't a bacon tree, it's a ham-bush"; if not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled; people in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones (one of my favourite jokes)
oh oh
and now, Veterinarian's Hospital, the continuing stooooory of a quack who's gone to the dogs
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wow that was gay
edit: @gwahir
I got my allowance but I spent it all on ice cream
sexy russians near you on damnlol.com
oh
I lurv me some damnlol
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wow you guys have been a great help thanks to everyone for their great suggestions
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to what are you referring
Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of truth.
Albert Einstein
lol whoever it was; aren't we all.
Andy says:
prince of persia is more skill than hack and slash
ShitFace says:
i dont think skill is a genre of game lol
Andy says:
of course it is you have seen the crystal maze havnt you?
he says what next a skill physical mental?
Blind people don't see black, they see the same thing you see out of your elbow - VengfulScars
Q. What did Superboy say to his homies?
A. "I'll be at my crib tonight."
see it's wordplay because "crib tonight" sounds like "kryptonite"
What do you get when you cross and elephant with a rhinoceros?
Elephino!
What do you get when you cross and elephant with a rhinoceros?
Elephino!
that's just dumb, even by my standards
oops nevermind i just got it
Hell if I know why you didn't get it. It's a turd grade joke.
Get it? I graded the joke shit. It's a play on words and a pun wrapped into won.
Get that one? I implied that I won the pun.
a guy asked me the other day if i could tell him what people from corsica are called.
i said "cors i can"
Andy says:
prince of persia is more skill than hack and slash
ShitFace says:
i dont think skill is a genre of game lol
Andy says:
of course it is you have seen the crystal maze havnt you?
he says what next a skill physical mental?
Blind people don't see black, they see the same thing you see out of your elbow - VengfulScars
no you didn't
NO YOU DIDN'T
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hey guys I have a great punchline with no joke
"Nguyen/Nguyen situation"
Also I have a cousin named Dat Phan (not the comedian).
that fan over there is Dat Phan's
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I got my allowance but I spent it all on ice cream
nobody can argue otherwise
I got my allowance but I spent it all on ice cream
ang on ang on are you dissing the muppet show
two wongs don't make a right
i feel dirty for that
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