[Official] Post a recent picture of yourself thread

[Infernus]

Whenever a chick tells me she's an actress, I ask her which restaurant she works at.

It was foolproof until I met an actress on a flight who was the lead in a film that was actually worth mentioning.

who was it

[Atmosfear]

Her name was Stephanie something.

I was getting pretty deep into the vodka waters trying to get some sleep coming back from hong kong so my memory isnt what it used to be.

[Atomic]

We believe you.

[coqauvin]

uh, film name?

[sycld]

Whenever a chick tells me she's an actress, I ask her which restaurant she works at.

It was foolproof until I met an actress on a flight who was the lead in a film that was actually worth mentioning.

Julia Roberts? O... M... G... not THEE annoyingly empowered woman actress Julia Roberts!

oh whoops nevermind

[Atmosfear]

uh, film name?

It's a Mexican film and the name translates to "miss bullet" it was in Cannes, London, and New York. You will have to do the legwork yourself.

[simonj]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1911600/

The story of a young woman clinging on to her dream to become a beauty contest queen in a Mexico dominated by organized crime.

[Atmosfear]

Hence the reason I didn't name drop

[KT.]

Me as Dexter

[Atmosfear]

Surprisingly good costume

[WellAdjusted]

Yeah it's pretty sweet, kudos!!

I forgot about halloween pics... soon young ones... soon

[WellAdjusted]

My lightning costume (not many pics taken that night)



Gotham City Sirens (shitty costume, I know)

[WellAdjusted]

I love this one too so I'mma put it hurr

Spoiler

[Infernus]

im fapping

[Infernus]

so does that girl hate poison ivy whys she giving her the hoverhand and not you

[Atomic]

She's allergic...

[KT.]

it looks like her arm is resting on the other girl's shoulders

[Vengeful Scars]

WA, wanna go out with me or something?

Or just introduce me to your friends.

[sycld]

you need to wipe up that table or it's gunna get all sticky.


that's my thought upon looking at the picture.

[Mad Pino Rage]

Posting from gallery. Testing. Hope it shows.

EDIT - Yes it works! Click for full resolution goodness.

[KT.]

when did you get so fat?

[Atomic]

We know how...

[ShitFace]

damn i just realised mpr is masuka

[Mad Pino Rage]

MPR's super creEeEeEEEEeeeEEEpy database of virgins on casual intercourse has been updated to version 2.0! Check it out.
http://madpinorage.com/virgins/index.php/
Included audio/video files in the top menu, the gallery is mostly photos.


Lurking through this thread adding photos to my super creepy CD virgin database. Going to reply to six months worth of posts I've missed out on.

MPR you should post updated photos of your sister

I don't have any recent photos of us hanging out. I've been away for four years, but when I get back to Indiana I'll be taking a lot of photos of everyone. I'll share some of us when I do take them. She's 15 and probably like 5 feet and something inches high. I'm 5 feet and 8 inches high.

It doesn't surprise me that CPOC would be open to new experiences

LOL I don't know why but people just pick on Cpoc and the comments but it is maliciously hilarious.

Pretty sure Mr. Draper started out as the college degreeless Mr. Whitman who took Donald Draper's identity after Draper died in the Korean War.





Oh right







spoiler alert.

LAME! I just started this show and you've ruined it for me................ ARGHGAHGHASGAHSGHASGA. I just got to that episode in the first season where he pays his brother to go away. The mystery ruined ARGGGGGH. That's probably the first joke/fake spoiler alert that's really upset me.

n/t

This photo is awesome on so many levels. Your excitement, the juxtaposition of southern white entrepreneur who was most likely racist, stereotypical black people love KFC, and more. Freaking awesome photo.

And finally you were like

*middle finger in vagoo*

And at the end like

*smells middle finger*

And afterwards like

*licks middle finger*

lolwtf

cpoc how can you still not have any friends to take your picture for you?

cpoc i don't know why they bash you so hard but they do so in great comedic style

[Mad Pino Rage]

when did you get so fat?

Good food is good for the soul! I don't want to be one of those skinny toothpick looking Orientals that look like they spent their entire lives picking rice. I'd rather be a happy Buddha.

We know how...

Wait what?

damn i just realised mpr is masuka

I looked this up and am guessing you are referring to Dexter. I don't remember this character in the show (only seen first two seasons) but I'm withholding judgement on this call.

[Vengeful Scars]

My first child:


Me and the Girlfriend drunk last christmas:

[Atomic]

Did she stick with you after you were prison raped?

[simonj]

Yeah but she cheated on him so they're even.

[ShitFace]

I looked this up and am guessing you are referring to Dexter. I don't remember this character in the show (only seen first two seasons) but I'm withholding judgement on this call.

he's a filthy sexual deviant

[Vengeful Scars]

Yeah but she cheated on him so they're even.

Most likely.

So all the prison ass I got doesn't count.

[simonj]

Most likely.

So all the prison ass I gave doesn't count.

fix'd

[sycld]

fix'd

Probably.

Boy's got a purdy mouth.

[faesce]

kt is a qt

[KT.]

:]

[Atmosfear]

Well MPR it think you finally crossed the threshold. It is now more creepy than virgins.

[Infernus]

Guess its been a while since I posted a pic. Heres one that I cropped from when I attended a wedding, trying to look all cool with my skinny tie

[KT.]

I dunno if it's your glasses or gay pride outfit but you kinda look like gwahir

[Atomic]

Yeah, he has a face and glasses and dark hair. Looks just like him.

[Mr. E]

VS what is your girlfriend's name? You're from my old stomping grounds (if I'm remembering right) and she look familiar.

[Vengeful Scars]

VS what is your girlfriend's name? You're from my old stomping grounds (if I'm remembering right) and she look familiar.

She's from Springfield, but the name's Laura.

I don't remember her telling me she ever did a black dude, but it wouldn't surprise me