[Official] Post a recent picture of yourself thread

[Shinysides]

If appearance goes hand in hand with intelligence, how do you explain this guy? (not recent, but still)

Damn, you look so much like Lawrence Fishburne in this picture it is eerie.

I'm the one in the middle

short hair

You look good with short hair. I think girls who look good with short hair are usually more naturally pretty than girls who don't. It just seems to take attention off their hair and divert it to their face. So if a girl is not that pretty, she usually isn't pretty with short hair, but if she is pretty, the length of her hair doesn't matter nearly as much.

[Mr. E]

That is the second time in my life someone said I looked like Lawrence Fishburne. I still don't think I do.

[DickStivers]

I think the short hair looks better on Well Adjusted. Her hair was kinda ratty long so it looks a lot healthier now. Cutting it short and growing it out is like a clean slate and it will look healthier long now.

And glad to see she isn't looking like a goddamn emo anymore too.

[Absolution]

And glad to see she isn't looking like a goddamn emo anymore too.

Wait what

[gwahir]

i usually don't really like short hair on girls but welladjusted wears it pretty well

long hair almost always looks better, though, even when short hair does look good already

[WellAdjusted]

No idea what you are talking about DickStivers...

[Absolution]

Like look at her avatar

[Mang]

i'd post a picture of a hot girl I know who looks good with short hair

but I don't feel right posting pictures of girls on the internet without their permission



really this post was just to let you guys know that I socialise with hot females

[Absolution]

i'd post a picture of a hot girl I know who looks good with short hair

but I don't feel right posting pictures of girls on the internet without their permission



really this post was just to let you guys know that I socialise with hot females

lol why what are you some kind of faggot

[Mang]

lol why what are you some kind of faggot

you wish, gurl

[simonj]

i'd post a picture of a hot girl I know who looks good with short hair

but I don't feel right posting pictures of girls on the internet without their permission



really this post was just to let you guys know that I socialise with hot females

I went out with a girl who was hot until she cut her hair short. She didn't have the right kind of face for it and, because she also wore baggyish clothes, she could look a bit like a dude. She grew it back though so it was OK.

I sound like I'm just making excuses for dating an ugly girl...

[sycld]

lol why what are you some kind of faggot

you wish, gurl

and even if he was, i'm sure mang could be picky enough to get himself a much better gay guy than you


also, i think well-adjusted looks good with short hair. she has the pixie-like features that girls need to pull off the style.

THE GAY HAS SPOKEN.

[Mang]

and even if he was, i'm sure mang could be picky enough to get himself a much better gay guy than you

this is oddly touching

[sycld]

[simonj]

this is oddly touching

Those two words feel unsurprisingly appropriate for sycld.

[Think]

she has the pixie-like features that girls need to pull off the style.

eerily, this is exactly what I was going to say

[sycld]

eerily, this is exactly what I was going to say

You might be part gay. We should sex lightly.

[sailor jack]

HA! Oh god.

Jim he has you spot on.

[Think]

You might be part gay. We should sex lightly.

I'm afraid I'm quite confident that I knew because I'm a rugged heterosexual.

I'm sorry, sycld, but I think it would only be fair and honest to your true spirit and the way you secretly feel inside to rename yourself Vince and move to the east end of London with your new stripper girlfriend, Letitia.

[simonj]

I'm afraid I'm quite confident that I knew because I'm a rugged heterosexual.

I'm sorry, sycld, but I think it would only be fair and honest to your true spirit and the way you secretly feel inside to rename yourself Vince and move to the east end of London with your new stripper girlfriend, Letitia.

So you two can have a clandestine homoerotic love affair at the Gym/various sports events?

You know, like real men.

[Shinysides]

Grow a big bushy mountain-man beard.

You know, like real men.

[sycld]

I'm afraid I'm quite confident that I knew because I'm a rugged heterosexual.

My dear man, you are about as rugged as Oscar Wilde.

I'm sorry, sycld, but I think it would only be fair and honest to your true spirit and the way you secretly feel inside to rename yourself Vince and move to the east end of London with your new stripper girlfriend, Letitia.

Yes, but only to maintain a veneer of propriety while I furtively venture to bath houses and surreptitiously solicit male sex from promising prospects.

So you two can have a clandestine homoerotic love affair at the Gym/various sports events?

You know, like real men.

Quite, quite.

[gina]

WellAdjusted I like your haircut.

I do not look good with short hair also I like having long hair so that when I emerge from water I can do that hair flip thing a'la Ariel.

[Absolution]

Short hair isn't flattering for fat women with chunky fucked up knees.

[gina]

Shave about 5 inches off your chin then you can make criticisms about me.

[TheOriginalGrumpySpy]

Short hair isn't flattering for fat women with chunky fucked up knees.

I would like to point out that Absolution has devolved to reusing unfunny jokes from years ago. I would ask you all to also make note of this step backwards.

[srsinternets]

HA! Oh god.

Jim he has you spot on.

HAHA! RL FRIENDS POSTING TOGETHER ON THE INTERNET ABOUT RL THINGS! HAHA!

[gina]

Gina is Fat jokes were ©2004

It's now 2009 if I'm not mistaken.

My bodeh's a temple yo I work out 5x a week.

[gina]

Also my knees aren't chunky except when they're inflamed.

Which is always.

Alright I'll give you that one, faggot.

[Shinysides]

Gina is Fat jokes were ©2004

It's now 2009 if I'm not mistaken.

My bodeh's a temple yo I work out 5x a week.

Did I mention I am a priest? I'll pray in your temple all night long babe.

[gina]

Wait isn't temple where the rabbis go?

Whoops.

[Shinysides]

Wait isn't temple where the rabbis go?

Whoops.

I'm non-denominational. Besides, as long as you love Jebus.

[gina]

Yeah. It's the Baha'i Temple. Everyone's invited!

[Absolution]

I would like to point out that Absolution has devolved to reusing unfunny jokes from years ago. I would ask you all to also make note of this step backwards.

It's an insult, not a joke.

I mean it wasn't serious, but you kind of took it there.

[Think]

jews tend not to love jesus (in that way)

[gina]

It's an insult

Well it wasn't a very good one.

Go sit in the corner.

[Think]

"I'm sorry Jesus, I don't love you in that way"

[gina]

That's when Jesus takes off his sunglasses, wipes his eye slightly, sighs, puts the glasses back on and starts to party again.

[Absolution]

Well it wasn't a very good one.

Go sit in the corner.

Don't be mad at me.

[gina]

Too late brah I'm round the clock e-mad at you.