You look Asian
You look Asian
Last edited by gorefinger; 06-22-2009 at 01:55 AM.
wish I saw the unedited post.Originally Posted by gorefinger
You look Asian
Nice come back by the way
lik dis if u cry evertim
this is pretty awesome.
(took allot of effort not to include a pun here)
Save that for flames OH NO!!!!!
simonj you are on FIRE this evening
Yeah you actually have a shit left arm.
I also thought it was you though because you appear to be wearing the same clothes.
i do not have a shit left arm
anyway compare stuart's clothes (above) to mine:
yeah that's what firebreathing looks like when it's freeze-framed and you're new at it
....Gwahir casts level 12 Jew's Breath.
haha
tell me thats you gwahir
it's absolutely me
i learnt to breathe fire at a gypsy party
that was one of my first attempts
wouldnt all attempts be some of your first?
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surely this is not the time to raise that particular linguistic quandary
Gorefinger you look like Tim Sylvia's mini-me.
Considering Sylvia is like 7ft tall and weighs 300lbs, I take that as a compliment
Do you remember when Frank Mir broke Sylvia's arm and Sylvia got all mad when the ref stopped the fight and was waving his arm around saying "IT AINT BROKE, SEE, IT AINT BROKE!" but you could clearly see in the replay the bone breaking and almost poking out of his skin.
Fucking. Bad. Ass.
Do you remember that time that I went to see Tim Sylvia beat Ray Mercer and Tim came out looking bigger than a beached whale and Mercer knocked him out in the first ten seconds of the fight?
Also, I said Tim Sylvia's mini-me, so it's not really a compliment. No offense or anything though.
I can't believe you went there thinking Tim Sylvia was going to beat Ray Mercer.
Tim Sylvia is only an OK fighter, I was referring to the fact that he is roughly double the size of a normal man, so calling someone his "mini-me" doesn't carry the same gusto.
Well Dr. Evil's mini-me was roughly half his size, so being Big Timmah's mini-me would put you somewhere around 3'4" and 155 lbs.
Also, I was expecting him to lose in a boxing match but when they changed it to an mma match I was thinking that Mercer would lose since Kimbo made him submit in just over a minute.
I once saw a drugged up guy at a house party spitting fire and setting fire to all sorts of shit, including someone's dreadlocks.
Yeah, u got burned!!!!!!
I got hit in the eye by a rock
You look like the Demoman from TF2I got hit in the eye by a rock
I think I know what I'm being for Halloween this year.
What has 12 arms, 12 legs and 12 eyes?
A dozen pirates.
lol thats a good one.
so gwahir, what are the basics of fire-breathing, apart from putting some petrol in your mouth and spitting it onto a lit flame? that sounds sarcastic but it isn't
also that is one of the more awesome things i've heard of you doing
Last edited by ShitFace; 06-22-2009 at 07:39 PM.
this isnt me but it made me laugh
Think playfully chasing a very camp Mr Lucifer
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Oh now I understand his avant garden posts
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I mean he looks like everything wrong with the world.
(no one tell him i posted that, he will give me another "drunken" rant about how i shouldnt divulge personal blahblah on hoohaa n shit )
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Well obviously now I know what he looks like so I can easily find him and rape him.
But I'm much more likely to rape one of the females featured in the picture.
Although if you have to travel more than 9 miles to commit rape, it wasn't worth it.
I dont know man, maybe in this case.
Think, what do you think?
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yeah urm fuck you
well firstly it isn't petrol, secondly it's things like distance from flame, stance, position, etc., thirdly, most importantly for showmanship, it's your method of spitting
you've got to blow it out of your mouth kind of like you're blowing into a trumpet, really propel it out, but do it accurately so it's not going everywhere (because then you just make a big fireball that lasts half a second and you're out of liquid) and sustain it for a few seconds
that was one of my first ones so the spitting wasn't exactly artful as you can see but i got better at it
also what's important is to be confident; you can't be scared of it or you will tense up and a) spit badly or b) fuck something up and set fire to yourself
which is especially easy considering quite often you end up with spitting oil all down your front (which is why my shirt was hanging open in that photo, which you can't see)
come on guys stop hatin.
i think he looks pretty swell when suited up.
and that is me so i can post this without repercussions.
also lol.
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He looks very flamboyant in that picture
lik dis if u cry evertim
sometimes if you're too scared the stress will get to you and your head will explode
I looked at this and thought your right forearm was missing because your fingers look like ruffles in your shirt.sometimes if you're too scared the stress will get to you and your head will explode
You have a very nice left arm, though.
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