[Official] Post a recent picture of yourself thread

**sailor jack** · 06-21-2009, 10:57 AM

Jim we sold the cafe.

months ago

so now im rich

and she'll never leave me.

**LargeDuck** · 06-21-2009, 12:11 PM

Both of you shut the fuck up and do this in real life, and Think you ought to acknowledge who your actual BFF is.

**Vengeful Scars** · 06-21-2009, 08:25 PM

My BFF is my right hand.

**Kal El** · 06-21-2009, 09:48 PM

Originally Posted by Vengeful Scars

My BFF is my right hand.

I don't think I could say it any better myself.

**sycld** · 06-22-2009, 12:38 AM

tbh i did the honorable thing and married my left hand. we have a loving and committed relationship, although i must admit that it's partly out of desperation.

**gorefinger** · 06-22-2009, 12:51 AM

I got a baby....look out!

Spoiler

**Vengeful Scars** · 06-22-2009, 01:20 AM

your baby looks asian... you need to see Maury

**gorefinger** · 06-22-2009, 01:32 AM

You look Asian

**gwahir** · 06-22-2009, 03:16 AM

**gorefinger** · 06-22-2009, 05:09 AM

....Gwahir casts level 12 Jew's Breath.

**ShitFace** · 06-22-2009, 05:55 AM

haha
tell me thats you gwahir

**gwahir** · 06-22-2009, 06:00 AM

it's absolutely me

i learnt to breathe fire at a gypsy party

that was one of my first attempts

**sailor jack** · 06-22-2009, 07:45 AM

wouldnt all attempts be some of your first?

**gwahir** · 06-22-2009, 07:47 AM

surely this is not the time to raise that particular linguistic quandary

**djwolford** · 06-22-2009, 08:08 AM

Gorefinger you look like Tim Sylvia's mini-me.

**gorefinger** · 06-22-2009, 08:28 AM

Considering Sylvia is like 7ft tall and weighs 300lbs, I take that as a compliment

**gorefinger** · 06-22-2009, 08:33 AM

Do you remember when Frank Mir broke Sylvia's arm and Sylvia got all mad when the ref stopped the fight and was waving his arm around saying "IT AINT BROKE, SEE, IT AINT BROKE!" but you could clearly see in the replay the bone breaking and almost poking out of his skin.

Fucking. Bad. Ass.

**djwolford** · 06-22-2009, 08:59 AM

Do you remember that time that I went to see Tim Sylvia beat Ray Mercer and Tim came out looking bigger than a beached whale and Mercer knocked him out in the first ten seconds of the fight?

Also, I said Tim Sylvia's mini-me, so it's not really a compliment. No offense or anything though.

**gorefinger** · 06-22-2009, 09:08 AM

I can't believe you went there thinking Tim Sylvia was going to beat Ray Mercer.

Tim Sylvia is only an OK fighter, I was referring to the fact that he is roughly double the size of a normal man, so calling someone his "mini-me" doesn't carry the same gusto.

**djwolford** · 06-22-2009, 09:33 AM

Well Dr. Evil's mini-me was roughly half his size, so being Big Timmah's mini-me would put you somewhere around 3'4" and 155 lbs.

Also, I was expecting him to lose in a boxing match but when they changed it to an mma match I was thinking that Mercer would lose since Kimbo made him submit in just over a minute.

**Woofness** · 06-22-2009, 09:37 AM

Originally Posted by gwahir

this is pretty awesome.

(took allot of effort not to include a pun here)

**LargeDuck** · 06-22-2009, 11:04 AM

I once saw a drugged up guy at a house party spitting fire and setting fire to all sorts of shit, including someone's dreadlocks.

**simonj** · 06-22-2009, 12:24 PM

Originally Posted by Woofness

this is pretty awesome.

(took allot of effort not to include a pun here)

Save that for flames OH NO!!!!!

**Think** · 06-22-2009, 01:44 PM

Originally Posted by simonj

Save that for flames OH NO!!!!!

simonj you are on FIRE this evening

**simonj** · 06-22-2009, 02:12 PM

Yeah, u got burned!!!!!!

**Vengeful Scars** · 06-22-2009, 02:43 PM

Originally Posted by gorefinger

You look Asian

wish I saw the unedited post.

Nice come back by the way

**Mr. E** · 06-22-2009, 06:26 PM

I got hit in the eye by a rock

**simonj** · 06-22-2009, 06:49 PM

What has 12 arms, 12 legs and 12 eyes?

A dozen pirates.

**ShitFace** · 06-22-2009, 07:37 PM

Originally Posted by simonj

What has 12 arms, 12 legs and 12 eyes?

A dozen pirates.

lol thats a good one.

so gwahir, what are the basics of fire-breathing, apart from putting some petrol in your mouth and spitting it onto a lit flame? that sounds sarcastic but it isn't

also that is one of the more awesome things i've heard of you doing

**sailor jack** · 06-22-2009, 07:54 PM

this isnt me but it made me laugh

Think playfully chasing a very camp Mr Lucifer

**simonj** · 06-22-2009, 07:56 PM

Oh now I understand his avant garden posts

**sailor jack** · 06-22-2009, 07:58 PM

i no rite

**simonj** · 06-22-2009, 08:00 PM

I mean he looks like everything wrong with the world.

**sailor jack** · 06-22-2009, 08:02 PM

(no one tell him i posted that, he will give me another "drunken" rant about how i shouldnt divulge personal blahblah on hoohaa n shit )

**simonj** · 06-22-2009, 08:18 PM

Well obviously now I know what he looks like so I can easily find him and rape him.

But I'm much more likely to rape one of the females featured in the picture.

Although if you have to travel more than 9 miles to commit rape, it wasn't worth it.

**sailor jack** · 06-22-2009, 08:20 PM

I dont know man, maybe in this case.

Think, what do you think?

**Think** · 06-22-2009, 08:23 PM

yeah urm fuck you

**Vengeful Scars** · 06-22-2009, 08:42 PM

He looks very flamboyant in that picture

**gwahir** · 06-22-2009, 08:48 PM

Originally Posted by ShitFace

so gwahir, what are the basics of fire-breathing, apart from putting some petrol in your mouth and spitting it onto a lit flame?

well firstly it isn't petrol, secondly it's things like distance from flame, stance, position, etc., thirdly, most importantly for showmanship, it's your method of spitting

you've got to blow it out of your mouth kind of like you're blowing into a trumpet, really propel it out, but do it accurately so it's not going everywhere (because then you just make a big fireball that lasts half a second and you're out of liquid) and sustain it for a few seconds

that was one of my first ones so the spitting wasn't exactly artful as you can see but i got better at it

also what's important is to be confident; you can't be scared of it or you will tense up and a) spit badly or b) fuck something up and set fire to yourself

which is especially easy considering quite often you end up with spitting oil all down your front (which is why my shirt was hanging open in that photo, which you can't see)