[Official] Post a recent picture of yourself thread

[DAVIDSDIVAD]

Here's me being Spiderman.



Here's me talking to an alpaca. It did not listen.

I loved you on Biggest Loser

[KT.]

Stand up straight boy. No one will ever love you with poor posture.

[simonj]

He's leaning in to talk to that dog.

[KT.]

simon, no one will ever love you if you can't tell the difference between an alpaca and a dog.

[Hippocrass]

simon, no one will ever love you.

[sycld]

I loved you on Biggest Loser

i hate to admit it

but




i actually found this funny.

[simonj]

simon, no one will ever love you if you can't tell the difference between an alpaca and a dog.

Yes. It was not a dog. I knew this going in. Also, I can spell alpacca. So that puts me two for two in this game.

[gwahir]

uh simonj it is actually one c in alpaca

i'll let you recover from this one gracefully

[simonj]

You mean we're not talking about imitation sterling silver?

[Vengeful Scars]

Mystery, is that the Nashville Zoo? Cause our Zoo kinda sucks

[Vengeful Scars]

Also, I think we need an intervention for Mystery, he looks Anorexic

[Mang]

massive nose, pathetic facial hair + paedophile eyes


I did the work for you guys

edit: oh acne

[Mr. E]

Mystery, is that the Nashville Zoo? Cause our Zoo kinda sucks

Our zoo's not that bad. I go there a lot because the fiancee has a zoo membership that's good at every zoo for some reason. She has memberships that are good everywhere for a lot of things actually, it is strange to me.

But no, that was the St. Louis zoo. I was up there not too long ago.

[gina]

yeah mang you got a pretty good pervy side-eye goin on in that picture it's okay i forgive you

[sycld]

+



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[coqauvin]

well yes sycld he could do that but then he'd have to fight off indian faggots left, right and centre and I think mang much prefers not having to do that

[gina]

also why does he need azn oxy wash do you want to risk him getting sars

[Riboflavin]

throw up your gang sign

[ShitFace]

lol mang thats the first picture i've ever seen where your nose actually looks like dads.

[WellAdjusted]

woahhh you guys are brothers?
i feel a little out of the loop

[KT.]

I'm Shitface's sister.

[simonj]

I'm Gwahir's second cousin.

[simonj]

Paternally.

[sycld]

I'm gwahir's step-father.

I walk on him naked, and he calls me "daddy."

[gwahir]

i'm simonj's uncle

it's messed up

[WellAdjusted]

things have gotten fucked up since i was last here

[WellAdjusted]

shotty gwahirs aunt

[gwahir]

that rules out sexual congress between us i hope you realise

[sycld]

that rules out sexual congress between us i hope you realise

not in australia

[gwahir]

uh in gwahiria it does

[ShitFace]

woahhh you guys are brothers?
i feel a little out of the loop

lol yeah, we are.
does look like you are out of the loop..thats been common knowledge for a while now..

I'm Shitface's sister.

lol.
im honored

[KT.]

damn straight

by the way, here's a photo of my dog smokin a blunt



(actually that's a stick)

[simonj]

Why is your dog smoking a stick?

[Mang]

I'm Shitface's sister.

wha

[sycld]

uh in gwahiria it does

does this refer to your lowermost pelvic regions

[KT.]

Why is your dog smoking a stick?

she thought it was a blunt, duh

[simonj]

Dogs are fucking stupid.

[WellAdjusted]

alright gwahir.. step sister no relation?
i like it!

and that dog is adorable... gangsta

[WellAdjusted]

Dogs are fucking stupid.

this is only correct if followed by something saying how wonderful cats are in relation

[simonj]

Cats aren't stupid but they're fucking evil.