Jim we sold the cafe.
months ago
so now im rich
and she'll never leave me.
Jim we sold the cafe.
months ago
so now im rich
and she'll never leave me.
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I got a baby....look out!
Spoiler
You look Asian
Last edited by gorefinger; 06-22-2009 at 01:55 AM.
....Gwahir casts level 12 Jew's Breath.
haha
tell me thats you gwahir
it's absolutely me
i learnt to breathe fire at a gypsy party
that was one of my first attempts
wouldnt all attempts be some of your first?
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surely this is not the time to raise that particular linguistic quandary
Gorefinger you look like Tim Sylvia's mini-me.
Originally Posted by TokiOriginally Posted by TokiOriginally Posted by Pickles
Considering Sylvia is like 7ft tall and weighs 300lbs, I take that as a compliment
Do you remember when Frank Mir broke Sylvia's arm and Sylvia got all mad when the ref stopped the fight and was waving his arm around saying "IT AINT BROKE, SEE, IT AINT BROKE!" but you could clearly see in the replay the bone breaking and almost poking out of his skin.
Fucking. Bad. Ass.
Do you remember that time that I went to see Tim Sylvia beat Ray Mercer and Tim came out looking bigger than a beached whale and Mercer knocked him out in the first ten seconds of the fight?
Also, I said Tim Sylvia's mini-me, so it's not really a compliment. No offense or anything though.
Originally Posted by TokiOriginally Posted by TokiOriginally Posted by Pickles
I can't believe you went there thinking Tim Sylvia was going to beat Ray Mercer.
Tim Sylvia is only an OK fighter, I was referring to the fact that he is roughly double the size of a normal man, so calling someone his "mini-me" doesn't carry the same gusto.
Well Dr. Evil's mini-me was roughly half his size, so being Big Timmah's mini-me would put you somewhere around 3'4" and 155 lbs.
Also, I was expecting him to lose in a boxing match but when they changed it to an mma match I was thinking that Mercer would lose since Kimbo made him submit in just over a minute.
Originally Posted by TokiOriginally Posted by TokiOriginally Posted by Pickles
Yeah, u got burned!!!!!!
I got hit in the eye by a rock
What has 12 arms, 12 legs and 12 eyes?
A dozen pirates.
Last edited by ShitFace; 06-22-2009 at 07:39 PM.
this isnt me but it made me laugh
Think playfully chasing a very camp Mr Lucifer
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Oh now I understand his avant garden posts
i no rite
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I mean he looks like everything wrong with the world.
(no one tell him i posted that, he will give me another "drunken" rant about how i shouldnt divulge personal blahblah on hoohaa n shit )
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Well obviously now I know what he looks like so I can easily find him and rape him.
But I'm much more likely to rape one of the females featured in the picture.
Although if you have to travel more than 9 miles to commit rape, it wasn't worth it.
I dont know man, maybe in this case.
Think, what do you think?
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yeah urm fuck you
well firstly it isn't petrol, secondly it's things like distance from flame, stance, position, etc., thirdly, most importantly for showmanship, it's your method of spitting
you've got to blow it out of your mouth kind of like you're blowing into a trumpet, really propel it out, but do it accurately so it's not going everywhere (because then you just make a big fireball that lasts half a second and you're out of liquid) and sustain it for a few seconds
that was one of my first ones so the spitting wasn't exactly artful as you can see but i got better at it
also what's important is to be confident; you can't be scared of it or you will tense up and a) spit badly or b) fuck something up and set fire to yourself
which is especially easy considering quite often you end up with spitting oil all down your front (which is why my shirt was hanging open in that photo, which you can't see)
sometimes if you're too scared the stress will get to you and your head will explode
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