[Official] Post a recent picture of yourself thread

[captain castle]

I'm really fucking sick at tying my shoe laces up, people often comment on how fuckingincredible i am at that particular task. "Jane, you are shit hot shoe tyer!" And I'm all like "Yeah I have more sex than you! Shit I better post these facts on an internet forum. More people need to know this shit!"
Anyway here's a fucking picture of me, you can comment and shit.

I wear velcro