My grandpa used to give me cigarettes when I was 5. When my mother found out, I wasn't allowed to hang out with grandpa anymore. Later, they found out he wasn't really my grandpa, biologically. He was just an old man at a park that gave kids cigarettes. We called him "Cigarette Jim" even though his name was Anthony. Sometimes, he would get mad an sputter at us. The other week, I found out he had been set on fire by "Arsonist Bill" (real name Theodore).